False, chewin baccy does the job real well
You have never seen a baby pigeon
False! They have nested under a bridge near where I once lived.
You have never been to Amsterdam.
True, sad, but true.
You like to eat chicken wings while watching tv in bed
I don't DO that but I like that.
You have never been outside your country.
true but australia is big
you find your sister hot
False on so many counts.
You get tired of silly time-wasting people on these threads who think they are being shocking.
I get very sad when Mrs Mame shouts at me though, are you happy Mrs Clary or are you in a very bad mood today?
You shop at Harrods
False! I shopped there once and bought a shirt. Too expensive. However, I sometimes have friends who shop there.
You frequent the Goodwill store.
No, but perhaps I should.
You wear fuzzy slippers year 'round.
True if my feet are cold.
You prefer cotton clothing to synthetics.
Only if it's soft.
You like to eat roast beef for breakfast.
False
You like to swim early in the morning.
Absolutely adore it when I can!
Nothing like a 6.30 am nude dip in a warm ocean, nice swim, lather up in the shallows and shave.
You have swum in The South China Sea?
Don't be so bloody daft. What would I be doing in the bloody South China Sea. I ask you?
You're barmy.
True, why else would I be here
The public pension's liability cannot be financed by the taxes of others
I think True! Not to say it's not though!
Mutual funds yeild the highest return on investments.
False, invest in real estate
You would rather dance the Lambada with a wild Gipsy girl, than clean out the drains
Not if it meant dancing in ****.
You would agree to financing a government hit squad for tax evaders?
False! I would prefer a hit squad sgainst tax COLLECTORS.
You have always wanted to square dance nude.
A lot of things I can think of being nude for, dancing isn't one of them.
You think the government mis-appropriate tax revenue?