True, but I keep forgetting...
You believe happiness is all down to your state of mind.
True, what else would it be down to?
You like to cut your toenails on your left foot foot every second Friday, and those on your right each Monday at 9:00 a.m. precisely.
True! Except for my left pinkie toenail which gets cut only every fifth Friday at 12:01PM.
You paint your toenails pink.
Certainly not, my good sir; my toenails are spotless.
You like to eat chocolat eclairs before work every morning.
True! I don't do that but I'd like to do that. And I don't work 9 to 5 anyway.
You enjoy Playgirl Magazine.
False - pics don't tittilate me
You liked the movie "Uncle Buck".
Indeed! That was John Candy's finest hour! Not to mention McCauly Caulkin.
You enjoyed the movie "Animal House".
Did not!
You liked Princess Bride.
Now way! Guys don't like that kind of movie :wink:
You enjoy semi-erotic films.
I don't think so!
You liked the Big Lebowski.
False.
You enjoy the Big Dipper.
How does one 'enjoy' the Big Dipper? Is it a chocolate bar, like Mars Bars?
You like to argue/debate/discuss and enjoy hosing and being hosed (Cdn term).
True to the first bit, but not sure about the hosing; hosting and being hosted, yes, but not hoisting or honing or dosing or goosing
You would rather see a movie alone than with someone who wasn't enjoying it.
True
You prefer to shop alone.
False! I like to bring several hundred of my closest friends with me. But I DO usually shop alone.
You are a master at many different computer programs.
No, very few.
You watch movies and listen to music through our computer.
False. I don't "do" movies, and I listen to music on a stereo.
You like to dance in your garden at night with nothing but a towel 'round you.
False, it's too cold and wet tonight - and too small a garden to dance round.
You like game shows on TV.
False! The only time I ever watch them is when I am over someone elses home and I am forced to.
You are a Soap Opera fanatic.
FALSE!!! Unless it's Grey's Anatomy.
You like to brush your teeth with baking soda.
