True
The heavens are crying
You have a spare umbrella?
Yes, I have many
You would rather stay inside and stay dry than to walk in the rain.
Not if I'm with my sweetheart. Otherwise, true.
You enjoy making love in the dunes of the Cape.
False, I don't own a cape, only a cloak and I don't want it to get sandy
Nine times outta 10 if you drop buttered toast, it lands butter side down
Only if it's your piece, mine always lands butter side up.
You are clumsy.
False. I climb dangerous peaks sometimes without ropes and never fall. But I do tend to drop toast on occasion.
You have a tendency to stumble while walking
true, but the beer has nothing to do with it.
You have played jump rope in the past.
Partly true. I have jumped rope but mostly for the exercise and not so much for fun.
You swam naked in a nearby pond in full view of onlookers.
False, they too were participants, sans pants
You have featured in the local paper
True
but the evidence against me was totally false.
You agree with the jury
False
There is no smoke without fire
true
You are into pyrotechnics.
False, you are confusing me with; Australia, Pyro's mutant power to manipulate flames, he was unable to find a practical use for his ability. After years of working in Southeast Asia as a journalist and novelist, Pyro met the mutant Mystique, who later recruited him to the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants. Though he never served under the team's original leader, Magneto, Pyro did work with the Brotherhood under the command of several of Magneto's subordinates who alternately supervised the group. Mystique's Brotherhood later offered its services to the United States government in exchange for protection and an official pardon for its crimes, and was renamed Freedom Force. Some years later, Pyro contracted the Legacy Virus, a fatal disease affecting mainly mutants.
You read Marvel comics
false, I have never read a comic book
You have lots of old disco music on your mp3 player.
True. But this is not something I brag about.
You enjoy 70's classic rock.
true
You enjoy all kinds of music.
True
Do you know which side is the right or left, especially in outer space?
Yes. Left and right are always in relation to myself.
You enjoy asking frivilous questions you already know the answer to.
False, or is that true
You know the answer to that question
