False
You find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, you go into the other room and read a good book

True.
You dislike the television so much so that when someone turns it on you turn it off every chance you get.
False
You believe; outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
True...who said that? Was it Groucho Marx?
True, you are very astute
You know that behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
False not all me are scandalous.
You do not feel the same way.
If I amswered this "False" then you would disgree thus making the statemnet "True". Therefore, True.
You have a hankering for Godiva chocolates.
False
You know what's black and white and black and white and black and white?
Only it it's black and white.
You can easily distinguish between mauve and deep purple.
True, mauve is a color and deep purple are a rock band
Money frees you from doing things you dislike
False
Women are clever, manipulative and beautiful to behold.
true
You enjoy beautiful, clever, manipulative women.
True
(Are there any other types Storm?)
You laughed at that.
True
You enjoy the lighter side of life
Doesn't everyone?
You like to walk down the street in your underwear pretending it's a bathing suit.
Doesn't everyone?
You have noticed that I am repeating yourself
True I noticed you copied someone else.
You have been caught copying before.
Yes in High School. I was aquitted on the plaigiarism case.
You have at least a Masters Degree.
Are you totally stupid?
I could sell you a dead horse and return a week later and sell you oats for it.
False
Today it is raining where you are.