Would there be any point in responding if I didn't?
True
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain
False. The rain in Spain falls evenly even over hilly countryside.
People don't shower very often in France.
False. I showered exactly as often in France as in any other country.
You are a bit of a show-off.
True.
You like show-offs just a teeny-weeny bit.
True.
You like showing off.
Only when I'm wearing my speedo.
You like to undress in front of an open window.
Only in the summer.
You look better without a beard.
I certainly do, so TRUE....
Your legs are extra-long
True, and that's not the only thing ....
You enjoy the Fall.
True
Your nose is the other 'extra-long' thing...
I haven't got a long nose, no not long, broad maybe but not long.
You tend to make rash assumptions?
False. I never assume anyone has a rash without seeing it.
You have a tendency to judge others based on their character.
False.
You eat, drink, read the paper and tell jokes all at the same time.
Hmmm...you don't judge others based on their character. That leaves only their politics, religion or the color of their skin.
Falso! I either eat, drink and read the paper or eat, drink and tell jokes. Never combine reading and joking.
You enjoy flying to distant countries.
I never judge people Nick, I take them as they come and then categorise them, it's much safer.
I enjoy travel immensely.
You have never been to The Golden triangle.
False
You have never been to the Bermuda Triangle.
False, The golden triangle is an isosceles triangle such that the ratio of the hypotenuse a to base b is equal to the golden ratio, a/b =o.
You agree that: Successive points dividing a golden triangle into golden gnomons and triangles lie on a logarithmic spiral
True.
You're a math whiz.
False! Anything beyond basic math, a small amount of algebra and a hint of trigonometry serves no function in my life.
Smart men turn you on.
