True or False Game

@tsarstepan,

It would be a first alright seeing as how I don't play. So, false.

You always wear a piece of jewelry with a sapphire.

@Sturgis,

I don't wear watches, rings, or jewelry based whatnots. If I did? Sapphires? Doesn't fall on my color scheme preferences. So false.

You are looking forward to the first blizzard of the present 2017 snow season.

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@tsarstepan,

False. I look forward to the first blizzard like I look forward to the next illegal Israeli settlement.

You still refer to a couch as a davenport.

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@Glennn,

False. Never knew what a davenport was until now.

You would betray your family and friends for a handful of Turkish delight.

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@tsarstepan,

Half false, half true. I would never betray friends for such a thing.

You shy away from beaches because you are self conscious about your farmer's tan.

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@Glennn,

False. I don't do beaches because I know a shark could leap from the water and attack. ('sides which, I'm not an oceany type or a swimmer...and the sand gets too danged hot!)

You see nothing wrong with eating long since expired food even if it smells bad as long as you can deep fry it.

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@Sturgis,

True. But that's after my dog confirms its safety.

You haven't cleaned out behind your refrigerator since the two of you met.

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@Glennn,

True. It's wedged into a tight space.

You refuse to eat at restaurants without strolling violinists.

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@Sturgis,

False. Those sonsabitches steer clear of me ever since I did something to one of them with his own violin.

You long for the days when woodstoves were the only source of heat.

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@Glennn,

Oh hell no, False.

you have a huge framed picture of Bob Dylan in the master bedroom.

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@glitterbag,

I am not a fan of Bob Dylan. So false.

Your twitter handle is your dog's name spelled backwards.

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@tsarstepan,

False. My twitter handle is my cat's name spelled sideways.

Your mother rocked you forth and back instead of back and forth. And you resent it to this day.

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@Glennn,

False, she tossed me in the rocking chair and let it do its thing.

You have colored your hair so often, you no longer can tell the scalp from the hair.

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@Sturgis,

False. In my younger days, I belonged to a gang called the Cowboys. For reasons I can't recall, we found ourselves involved in a lot of rumbles with a gang called the Indians. I quit the gang after I was scalped during one of our more intense battles. So I have no hair to color. And I wear a hat all the time.

While still young, you believed that a light house is where light was made.

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@Glennn,

If someone told me that? I probably would have believed it. Since I never had that epiphany at that age? False.

You have Christmas music stuck in your head (ear worm style) right now!

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@tsarstepan,

False. Due to listening to the many covers of Mason Williams' Classical Gas last night, it is now running through my head nonstop, and will likely continue as I shovel my driveway this morning. And unlike you tube, there is no pause button.

You have an empty birdfeeder outside your kitchen window.

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@Glennn,

False. Though I do want to have any kind of birdfeeder outside my kitchen window.

If you were a woodchuck, you would be able to chuck two cords of firewood in a give day.

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@tsarstepan,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, and I were a woodchuck, then as a woodchuck chucking wood, I could definitely chuck two cords of wood per day cuz I would be the meanest mother chucking son of a . . . woodchuck in the chuckable woods. So, true.

At least one of your car's tires would not be considered legal.

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@Glennn,

I don't own a car... therefore... I own zero tires. Completely making the statement moot and false.

You are extremely pissed to hear that the f**king FCC Chairman just repealed Net Neutrality.

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@tsarstepan,

Truish - I'm highly aggrieved and angered.

You just received word an elevated train system would be extended and run through your yard.

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