True or False Game

@tsarstepan,

Sexophone.

False. My favorite place to go when I vacate my house is Mackinac Island.

You've seen at least one tornado.

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@Glennn,

True

Your dream job would be/is desk clerk in a seedy motel.

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@Sturgis,

False. Working full-time as a desk clerk at such a place is not my dream job. However, a part-time position (preferably the nightshift) would suit me fine.

You recently found out that a garden tub is not for growing vegetables, and now you're wondering what to do with all that dirt.

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@Glennn,

False, a few days ago I would not have known what to do with all that dirt but I recently learned there is a big market for dirt bags in Alabama......I'm gonna be rich.

You one of Paul Harvey's biggest fans and always wanted to have "the rest of the story" tattooed on your left bicep.

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@glitterbag,

False

You buy new cookware every year.

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@Sturgis,

True, but only because I must make sure we always have a pot to..........never mind.

You write nasty letters to the Farmers Almanac because you don’t like the weather forecasts.

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@glitterbag,

Never read one. Don't plan to in the future. So... false.

You never seen a single Marvel superhero movie in your life.

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@tsarstepan,

True.
(I haven't even watched Daredevil on Netflix even though I usually watch things with Vincent D'Onofrio)

Growing up you had a pet chameleon.

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@Sturgis,

False but that would have been really cool if I did.

Your twitter account only has 100 or less followers.

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@tsarstepan,

Completely false as I don't have a Twitter account.

You brew your own beer.

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@Sturgis,

False. I brew other people's beer.

You took down your birdfeeder because it drew in an eagle that was dissatisfied with sunflower seeds and instead turned its attention to your (former) cat.

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@Glennn,

False, because the cats that run around unattended have more to fear from the Fox(es) 🦊.

You are the President of the Buck Owens fan club

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@glitterbag,

True. But only because we don't spell his first name with a B.

You thought black Friday was a day memorializing people who've been trampled to death by frenzied hordes of shoppers.

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@Glennn,

True, it’s been a family tradition to light candles for the martyred yet stupid shoppers.

Your favorite lunch is lime jello between 2 slices of rye bread slathered with Hellmann’s mayo.

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@glitterbag,

True. Hmmm. This explains why I had the creeping suspicion that someone outside was watching me make my last Jell-O and mayo sandwich. I actually used salad dressing, but still . . .

When you first heard of tank-tops, you went to the hardware store to get one, thinking they were something to pretty up the upper half of your outside propane tank.

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@Glennn,

True, the Hardware store didn't have any but since it's close to Christmas, QVC is offering them as the perfect holiday present.

You are frantically flipping tv channels looking for those festive tank tops on QVC.

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@glitterbag,

False. (Although I could use the laughs watching the hosts selling this stuff and talking with shoppers)

You don't get the big deal about upside down Christmas trees as yours is like that very year (except for those times you let it fall on its side). ((being upside down makes it easier to stuff into the garbage disposal chute))

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@Sturgis,

I’m confused, I thought upside down trees were indoor piñatas.

You’ve been to Glennn’s House this weekend for the early Christmas feast of lime jello and Miracle Whip sandwiches.

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@glitterbag,

Mercifully false! (no offense meant towards Glenn) I despise lime flavor and Miracle Whip has not passed my lips in decades.

You look forward to the 24 hour annual run of A Christmas Story with Ralphie and all of them each year and then watch several times.

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@Sturgis,

False. I don't have cable and if I did, I wouldn't watch that movie with the commercial breaks but get a BluRay copy for my own collection.

You expect to win your Fantasy Football league this year, a first for you.

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