Do you all remember driving down the road to anywhere and reading the Burma Shave signs? Priceless!
The Job
I'm not allowed to run the train
The whistle I can't blow
I'm not the one who designates
How far the train will go
I'm not allowed to blow the steam
Or even ring the bell
But let the damn thing jump the track
And see who catches hell.
author unknown
Guys whose eyes
Are in their backs
Get halos crossing
Railroad tracks
He saw
The train
And tried to duck it
Kicked first the gas
And then the bucket
A Winters Cold
Getting to my Railway Shed's
like getting out of jail!
Attempts to slip out quietly
Inevitably fail.......
"You've been coughing and you're sneezing
like you're comming down with flu
if you go and make it worse
then I'm not looking after you!"
Replies must be immediate
Forthright, convincing, bold......
"I'b goin' to my railway
an' I habben godda code!"
A peanut sat on the railroad track,
His heart was all a flutter,
Here comes the 3:59
Toot toot
Peanut Butter
Train wrecks few
Reason clear
Fireman
Never hugs
Engineer