Yeah. I never knew back in 1962 that my father was blatantly trying to get it on with me, both my sisters, as well as his mother in law and own mother.
When each kid in my class gave every single classmate a valentine or those heart candies that say things like “hubba hubba”, or worst of all the mothers that would bring in pink frost heart shaped cookies or cupcakes, that should have been the tip off.
The nuns probably had secret cameras set up in the cloak room to get pictures of our orgy in action.
Wishing someone a Happy Valentine’s Day is some pretty racy stuff apparently.
I really don’t understand why anyone would take a custom that has been enjoyed by millions of people for many many decades, and has been practiced innocently by parents, children, friends as well as lovers, and try to make it dirty.
It’s not seen that way in the US. We are able to tell the difference in sending a romantic card, and one that is presented in a wholesome, G rated, family oriented, friendship based gesture of non erotic affection.
Now of course we’re all going to be subjected to pages and pages of how vile, sick and depraved Americans are.
Jesus. I have never once felt anything but pleasure in wishing sisters, coworkers, friends, even a clerk in a store a happy Valentine’s Day. Damn. I would wish the nuns at school happy Valentine’s Day. They would wish all us children the same. When I would go to work and find someone had placed some red foil wrapped chocolate kisses on everyone’s desk, and more in the break room, I had no idea that someone was stalking us all, looking for the weak link to recruit us into a child pornography ring.
Are Canadians part of these disgusting practices as well? Maybe in February they search Americans crossing the border for contraband.
Oh no. I just realized! Valentine’s Day parties! It’s the end of days.