Stupid T-shirts Thread

Re: Stupid T-shirts Thread


Let's see, I might have a Celtics jersey stashed away somewhere...

Unka Ted's third cousin... T-d.

Old Hippies never die....

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cjh, I think I saw that one in London.

Well, I don't have this shirt any more (wish I did) but...

I used to work for Wang Labs before they went belly up. At one point
during the death spiral, Wang tried desparely to re-invent itself. New
logo, new product stragtegy. They even gave out t-shirts to those of us
who hadn't yet jumped ship -- or been pushed.

The shirts said
"I helped build the new WANG"

Inspiring on so many levels.

Did he invent viagra? LOL

Remember this one?




I always thought I'd make a fortune if I made a shirt that said "hukd on kronix rilliy werked four me" and sold them to all the stoners at the head shops.

By the way, if anybody steals my idea I want 20%.

I do have a t-shirt that says

"Official Member of the Piss & Moan Club" - got it in the Cape.

But one I would like to get is .......... this

I have one that says "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" and has this weird, little drawing of three faces.

I don't know what in the heck it is about but it reminds me of mom.

Oh!

I also have one that says "Boys Cheat".

My favorites:

"I Love Mormon Girls."

and

"Grandmothers Are Special."

I'm a t-shirt junkie for sure. My current faves are one that says "High on Tar Heel Basketball...Not Drugs", and one with a fake Time magazine cover with GW's picture on it. The headline says "WE are F*cked!"

I used to have a t-shirt which showed a catapillar crawling over a french frie. It said, "Get off me, asshole, I'm a french frie."

Hate to tell you this Slappy, but people wearing their collars up isn't a NEW trend in fashion. It's retro (maybe retrox2)

It's "new" in the sense it came back, and unless you're a super hot chick sporting it, you look like a doosh.

I have an anti-Yankee shirt that on the front says "Shank a Yank," and on the back says "Yankee Hater," with the number 19. The "1" is shaped like a knife. Whenever I wear it to Fenway it gets a lot of laughs because it's a pretty uncommon shirt.

When I was in junior high, I had a sweatshirt with some cartoon character stepping on Gumbi, all stretched out like a piece of gum. It read "Gumbe on his shoe."

Oh yea, and just got a t-shirt in the mail today that came free with some stuff I ordered. "Bodybuilding.com" on front and back. This would be a great shirt to wear on a first date to impress a young lass....or use it as a grease rag when cleaning my bike.

Oh crap, how could I forget my best t-shirt ever...
It has a silhouette of a mime with a circle around and a bar through it. It says " MA society to stamp out mimes", as well as "make mime a crime", and my personal fave "silence the silent."
It kills me.

Is anything more annoying than a mime?

Ok, well the most annoying sound in the world, but besides that.

Like that mime that tried to entertain the folks at Cheers. They booed him out!

There was a tshirt a few years back with a cartoon picture of a ditzy girl on it, it read-
Please speak slowly, Im a natural blonde.

Had one (now it's a rag) got from an old WI resident that was very simple.

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(picture of Packers helmet)

F*CK CHICAGO

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