Thu 23 Jun, 2005 11:58 am
Do you have any stupid, funny, or offensive t-shirts? Here's the place to post them. Lately I've been looking at some online, and have bought a few.
"Sick Puppy."
-explains everything.
"Happiness is a Goat" with a picture of a goat's head.
-inside joke, but it rocks.
"Michael Jackson Did Not Molest Those Children. He Made Love to Them."
"I'm an A$$hole"
-wore it for a whole day in Wash.DC during 4th of July. I was drunk.
"My Other Shirt Has It's Collar Up." with a display of a dude with his collar up.
(if you're that big of an idiot, this shirt makes fun of the new fashion trend).
"Rock Out With Your Cock Out"
"It's Not Genetic....Now Step Away From the Twinkies" with a picture of Twinkies.
We have several vintage Onion ones that we got in Madison in the early 90's. "You are dumb" in simple block letters on black is probably my favorite.
Younger Son has one with a picture of a whale-sized walrus blocking the
way of an ice cream truck. The driver is out of the truck trying to push
the walrus.
No text.
Aw, it's still available. I was hoping it was like limited edition or something.
http://subscribe.theonion.com/product_info.php?cPath=5_14&products_id=114
They must have just sold out. It say.."Product not found"
Boys Are Stupid. Throw Rocks at Them.
This is a one-sie for babies under 1 1/2
squinney wrote:Boys Are Stupid. Throw Rocks at Them.
The tall girl in my second-grade class threw rocks at me. At some point, she got caught, and we both got sent to the principal's office. The receptionist (who had six toes on each foot and wore sandals most of the time -- perhaps because shoes didn't fit well?) warned the tall girl that she used to throw rocks at a boy, too. Now they were married.
The tall girl never threw rocks at me again.
Patio -
My first and only trip to the Principals office was for throwing rocks WITH two boys (Larry and Leonard) in my kindergarten class who used to fight over whose swing I should take.
T-Shirt Hell has a bunch that make Bear and I laugh out loud.
For examle:
holy shlt !!!!!!!!!!
THAT is funny!
I saw some good ones in London and Berlin, but failed to buy any - too chicken to offend.
That could be a shirt right there.
If it was, say, 10 bucks instead of 20, I'd be tempted to get "Your kid is annoying." Otherwise, they might as well have, "This tee shirt cost more than a decent dinner."
cicerone imposter wrote:I saw some good ones in London and Berlin, but failed to buy any - too chicken to offend.
Maybe you could wear this one, ci
Re: Stupid T-shirts Thread
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Do you have any stupid, funny, or offensive t-shirts? Here's the place to post them
Oh, you mean we actually have to own them. Um, the only one that I have has a polar bear on it that is ice fishing with a pole and drinking a cold beer.
I have been thinking of getting one made from this
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