Ya gotta sound more sincere about this "God'll fix you up if you send me a buck" thing.
As a kid, I prayed for god to get me a bike. God dont work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked God to forgive me. That worked.
IZ there a local Fed stash near you??
I know of one on Kansas City. You just gotta figure out how to get the money out soo God can forgive you too.
Youll thank me.I think it sez in the Bible somewhere that "The Lord helps those who help themselves".
So jut help yerself to the money. Theres a Lambo dealer about 75 miles away near Camden NJ. You gotta bring yr own gas if youre going to glom it.
God will certainly forgive that, just a coupla Hail Mary's and a pwrfect act of contrition and Badda Bing, youre with car.