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Mon 13 Jun, 2005 12:12 am
You're not a complete pussy. You can still whip my ass. Cheer up.
he claims he's retiring from boxing.
he's broke, so he'll be back in the ring in no time.
i just can't picture him taking a 9 to 5 desk job...
Someone call Saturday Night Live: Mike Tyson comes in the room to make some copies.... hears a voice "Oh, it's the MikeOmiester!"....
I heard he was planning to move to Africa and do missionary work - no, really.
Isn't he going into ear piercing?
If he's broke, I suppose he could always sell his teeth.....but that would certainly put an end to his fighting career.
Good God! Within the last two minutes, Intrepid has changed from Tonto, to what Michael Jackson would have looked like, if he was normal.
Haha, Missionary.Dont you have to be caring and non materialistic for that?!
I think that Mikey has an altogether different idea for the meaning of "Missionary".
What do you think his position would be on that?
his tastes range from beauty pageant winners and actresses, to male sports reporters.
(if you're not easily offended by profanity), see the "On the Media" section
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mike_Tyson about half way down the page...
I thought to myself that he might want to get into the TV talk show racket: "Tell me, Rosie, how did it feel when your magazine ceased publication?"
Then I read about his idea of being a missionary. Too much...
And to think he gave up a perfectly good career in mugging for the ring. Let that be a lesson to the kids out there.
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