Almost plausible scary conspiracy theories.

I'll file that with the one about the mouse in the pop bottle.

Mouses rule the world...those little bastards survived the dinos.

Were you able to rescue him, or did you just have to work around him?

...and oh well, I just went a step further than Ray Kurzweil and these guys to find a perfectly nice scary conspiracy theory about an ancient alien AGI...

Computronium

Ray is a hell of a guy to scare us human pets and all the biological pets in the galaxy...I just pushed it a tidbit further. The best way for an ancient alien AGI to hide from potential destruction and veil the galaxies would be to convert normal matter into dark matter and itself with it.

I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

I gave you a thumbs up and please have a 🍪cookie.

You two no scary conspiracy theories no cake for ya!

Well, shucks!

I was expecting the first counter to this hypothesis being raised through the old argument of radiation heat referring to entropy by the second law of thermodynamics as computations radiate energy that although extremely low eventually could be detected in the future. The problem being of course that a "god" like machine could very well know a lot more than we do on how to disguise that heat or even recapture it. While I find it totally far fetched and don't give much credit to the idea myself the fact was insofar I got for feedback easy jokes about mouses...oh well its the internet.

...what do you make of these things US pilots have been seeing?

Read my lips: "WE DON'T KNOW!"

...exactly!
But it sure seems those things have nothing biological flying them with those fast turns and accelerations...

This one is scary...most probably a hoax but just the idea that that voice could be of an actual cosmonaut dying in reentry gives me chills!

I hate having letters without explanation, for the slow among us. Everything is letters. I need the words they stand for to even try to keep up. In this instance, AGI.

For sure. If you're going to use a less than very common abbreviation, spell it out at the beginning. I take AGI to be Anthropogenic Global Warming, but please don't make me guess.

I started to google it, but the response there was way off.

Probably. That was kind of an example of how easy it is to make a bad assumption, and why we shouldn't have to. Take NRA as another example. National Rifle Association, usually. Sometimes it's National Recovery Act. And sometimes, it's neither.