What color is YOUR urine?

I'm going with a 4 or 5... unless I forget to take my vitamin B then it is lighter than 1.

you left out a beautiful sky blue...isn't this regular?

Yeah, sure it's regular, if you happen to be some kind of BlueVeined alien from some other galaxy...you freak!

orange

Thank you thank you.....at last some recognition...

Interesting.

This thread will probably be a Male dominated one (oops, here I go again, misjudging the "poke your nose in" of Women, just one look at this post and they wont be able to resist)...
........as men are in a natural position, so to speak, to make observations on "true" colour...ie BEFORE it hits the water in the bowl and gets diluted to possibly a No.1 on the above chart.
Indeed, the term No.1 was most probably coined by a woman, as they always seem to have an interest in these matters, and love reading about them in the newspapers. It therefore refers to the diluted state.
It was probably a female journalist, who, one day while sitting on the loo, thought "I know, I'll put a Pee Colour chart in My Column tomorrow, that will double the sales",..... whereas a man at, or on the bog is probably too busy to think these things up, as he usually has an annoying piece of light blue fluffy stuff stuck in his belly button.
Anyway, I've voted, and will now await the deluge, so to speak.

If my diluted state is orange,
then my piss is red.
Maybe next time, i will pee standing up and report back my true colors.

Dont forget to provide pictorial evidence......

would you like a free sample?



;-)

Excuse me, people, but this is not a taste test. Yecccch...

red urine tastes like unsweetened kool-aid






i think

I thought when you asked people to pee on your face you kept your mouth closed?

No way! You're supposed to open up wide and say "AAAAAAHHHH", aren't you?

Of course, I wouldn't know, myself.

I prefer lying under a glass coffee table, myself. Saves on staining, and the visuals are almost as good.

Re: What color is YOUR urine?
Maybe I should put the chart up again...

And here's something that all this peeing in the mouth talk reminded me of. It's a little Bill Hicks thing...

"Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lie around in a tub while other men pee on him? Can't you just picture his fat, corpulent body lying in a tub while Reagan, Quayle, and Bush stand all around peeing on him? 'Ooh, I can't get hard. Ronnie, pee in my mouth'...He still can't get hard, so Barbara Bush comes in. She takes off her pearls, stuffs them up his ass, and undoes her girdle. Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfurl half way to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum. Barbara walks over, squats over his face, and squeezes out a link into his mouth. Finally, his little piggly wiggly dick gets half-way hard. 'Oooh!' A little bubble forms on the end of his dick, with a little maggot inside. The maggot pops the bubble, and goes off to join a pro-life group somewhere."

Now that is some beautiful prose from a great man...

Kicky, with this type of quality entertainment , It's going to seem very quiet when you are away.......how long are you away for?

Aw, don't worry, I'll only be gone for two weeks. But while I'm gone, I hope you will accept the duty of keeping A2K alive with questionable, tasteless and idiotic topics such as this.

I know you can do it, Ellpus. Godspeed.

kicky...urgent....read your rent a car thread



SERIOUS ALERT!!! KICKY DO THIS NOW!!