A "How It Works: It's Hamsters All the Way Down!" Digression

Your dedication to the cause of science is moving and ennobling to witness, terry.

Next time, take a torch (flashlight?) and you will witness Craven doing his thing!

Now that's a perfect example of poor scientific investigation!
I'm surprized at you Terry; we all know that Craven is in there for the beer, and in no condition to turn lights on or off, or feed the hamsters; utter nonsense!

That would explain why there's never any beer in my fridge.

One of these days I have to post a picture of Craven's Liquors... a local establishment...

Go for it -it can be but an inspiration to our own, dear, Craven!

Yes, perhaps it will finally get him to come out of the refrigerator.

You mean all this activity he evinces is emitted from a refrigerator?

Always thought he was tres cool!

Maybe that's why dear old Craven is "sooooooo coooooool" !

Oops; guess it's hard to be quicker than the "bunny"!

I've heard of "in the closet." What the smeg is "in the refrigerator?"

"In the refrigerator" is soo much cooler than "in the closet", and there's more beer!

The observation that it's a trifle nippy and there are substantial quantities of the amber liquid does little, if anything, to help me understand what it would mean to be "in the frig" (unless it describes the location of the lover of William Perry had he previously been "in the closet" and since come out to do some tidying of the house and vacuuming -- hoovering, to many of you -- of the throws and window treatments, which is not something I intend to suggest in any way; I just bring it up as an example of a possible misapprehension of meaning. In fact, Frig, if you're out there, I love you, man, though strictly in a manly and respectful way.


William "The Refrigerator" Perry

pd

Well, it has been posited thatCraven is the little man who turns your refridgerator light off and on - and lives in there for the purpose.

He WOULD like to be close to the bevvies....

It's not a man, it's a hamster.

Craven is a HAMSTER??????

rodents everywhere.

That's going too far;
Craven is just a "ham".

Hope he's not listening.... er looking... er reading......whatever!

So what you're saying is that Craven's a drunken hamster who lives in a refrigerator running on a little wheel to make A2K work and flipping a lightswitch off and on every time someone opens or closes the door? Does he get any bennies besides free beer? And how does the electronic cream cheese figure into the equation?

first it was the damn non woodchucking woodchucks digression and now hamsters. what's with all the furry woodland creatures?

They are very cute and moreish!

Are hamsters creatures of the woodlands?