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A "How It Works: It's Hamsters All the Way Down!" Digression

 
 
margo
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:00 pm
TOADS
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:08 pm
If they are Natterjack Toads, they could join A2K and post replies to threads or even start threads
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:17 pm
Hmmm - I am not sure if frogs of darkness is a COMMON way to describe those powers and principalities - but who am I to comment?

Perhaps toads would have more of a ring?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:18 pm
Well, great minds think alike - but not at precisely the same time!
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:24 pm
not so great minds think alike too..........
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:25 pm
such as those from boston and sydney
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:27 pm
Razz
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:31 pm
To whom are you attributing the not having of great minds?

or do you think I am from Boston?
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:38 pm
you need to go back a few responses wabbit.

reading without comprehension, so sad Razz
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:42 pm
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I just smegging woke UP!
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:44 pm
Gosh, it'll end in tears
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:49 pm
dlowan wrote:
The hamsters are DEAD???!!!!




THUD!


\l/
#-< 8 =
/l\


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!


Not all of them, just the ones that died. There are a few slackers that look like they are close but the rest are spinning the wheels at full speed, keeping the site going.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 03:01 pm
Thank goddess! But I want an inquest into the tragic deaths! I demand a Royal Commission into work practices in A2k! Were drugs or alchohol involved? Are the hamsters oppressed?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 03:04 pm
tears? it's friday - I almost never cry on friday. and it takes more than a few marines, or an owl, to do it!
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 03:12 pm
dlowan wrote:
Thank goddess! But I want an inquest into the tragic deaths! I demand a Royal Commission into work practices in A2k! Were drugs or alchohol involved? Are the hamsters oppressed?


the hampsters were sprinkled with liberal amounts of alcohol after the were taken out of the hampster press, which formed them into bite sized morsels.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 03:15 pm
dlowan,

If drugs and alcohol were involved they certainly would not have been oppressed.

They'd been requesting drugs and alcohol for a long time "a little something for the pain" but I have not seen justification for this expense yet. You can call that oppressed but it can't be both.
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TerryDoolittle
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 03:48 pm
Craven, my dear, you're confused. The hamsters weren't the ones looking for drugs and alcohol......we were!

(Now I know where the good stuff went.)

<Donning stylish hot pink battle gear and preparing to liberate the remaining oppressed hamsters>
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 03:52 pm
Terry! Join me! I am my work-site's Occupational Health and Safety Representative - I have the authority to close the place down! Where is Stoat - or would he eat the oppressed?

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite and Sororite!

To the barricades!

If we get Craven nicely sozzled we can get the keys to the hamster cages off him - arise ye workers from your cages, arise ye prisoners of wheels...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 03:55 pm
(Pssssst! Terry! If we tickle Craven in the right way, we can probably get the key to the alchohol and drugs cabinet off him, too!)
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TerryDoolittle
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 04:00 pm
Stoats don't eat hamsters, do they? Hmmmm......However, if there's Bushmills in the liquor cabinet, we'd best keep the cute and furry one away from it.
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