You Must Change Your Sex!

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Ladies: What kind of guy would you be if you were a guy? What would your personality & lifestyle be like? What would be the first thing you'd do?

Guys: Same question: What kind of girl would you be? What would your personality & lifestyle be like? What would be the first thing you'd do?

Have you ever thought what kind of person you'd be if you were a member of the opposite sex?

I'm a guy, and when I was with a girlfriend I started thinking if I was a girl I'd probably be something like her in some ways....

But mostly, I thought if I was a girl, I might be one of those really wild & crazy ones--behind a veil of quiet shyness.

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Well, given that I really like women ... if I were female, I'd no doubt be a lesbian considering a sex-change operation.

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EM, are you wearing a blouse? Embarrassed

Dude.

Chicks go for kilts these days.
You gotta wear a kilt halfway sagging to your knees with like, a rip in it.

If you can't walk the talk . . . the girls'll never get on your shoes, man.

If I was one of the opposite sexes, I think I'd have an identity crisis.

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Merry Andrew wrote:

Well, given that I really like women ... if I were female, I'd no doubt be a lesbian considering a sex-change operation.

Not so fast! ....consider the possibilities: you could hang out in the women's locker, and like...take a Reallllly lonnnnngggggg time to change. Look around, strike up conversations, you know...

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CodeBorg wrote:

EM, are you wearing a blouse? Dude.

Chicks go for kilts these days.
You gotta wear a kilt halfway sagging to your knees with like, a rip in it.

If you can't walk the talk . . . the girls'll never get on your shoes, man.

If I was one of the opposite sexes, I think I'd have an identity crisis.

um, how many opposite sexes are there? Set seems to think there's like 8 total, but I don't know?

I guess transvestite might be a 3rd, then you have hermaphrodite (sp?) which maybe makes 4, eunuch makes 5?

thats all I can think of? Anyone help?

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I've met four people (so far) that are neither male nor female, or perhaps actually both. Their chromosomes were neither XX nor XY, and their body parts were fairly random combinations of male and female, yet still "fully operational". After doing some research, I understand there are at least 23 distinct sexes for human beings.

Somewhere around 1% of the population will give you a really interesting date.

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HAHA - Followed you here! Twisted Evil

Why can't a woman be more like a man? - Henry Higgins

What type of man would I be?

Well, not nearly as good a woman as I eventually turned out to be, and that took a LONG time.

All kidding aside about NJ - where I was raised, it truly was a place where you got tough or got out.
I'm not saying there aren't many gentle souls there, it's just that they express their good will toward mankind very loudly.
god I hate my loud voice - been working on it for years - at least I got rid of the accent - so you can hear me screaming across the parking lot.
HEY - WAIT UP Y'ALL - WHAT'S THE MATTER HON? YOU FEEL LIKE GOIN' FOR TEX-MEX OR B-B-Q?

I digress - if I was a man - I don't think I would have had any incentive to tone it down, or become a good person. I may have even ended up doing violence - I drank heavily years back - so probably I would have come to blows.
I probably would have not have been very nice to women.

I don't know that I would be as complex as I am. Looking around, it seems there's many "one size fits all" men out there.

The first thing I would do as a man? Go to a titty bar.
What I'm going to do now as a woman?
Go home and have my husband take me to dinner by using my wiles.

Good Night Y'all!

Oh - for the benefit of the UKer's out there

Y'all is singular
All Y'all is plural
All Y'all's is plural possessive

Is that all y'all's mess?

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Hm, I don't know. I never wanted to be a man - I'm having
too much fun being a woman.

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Men and women are the same sex!

The Aztecs invented the vacation!

Dogs flew spaceships!

Your brain is not the boss!

Yes, that's right: everything you know is wrong!

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I knew about that last part . . .

The brain was lording over the other body parts, and one day, the @sshole got fed up and said: "I should be in charge." All the other body parts just laughed and laughed . . . so the @sshole closed up tighter'n a catholic girl's . . . well, you know . . . and after three days, the ears were ringing, the eyes were rolling uncontrolably, the hands and feet were numb, and the brain was reeling . . .

. . . some @sshole has been in charge ever since . . .

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I've always known I am a lesbian in a man's body. What does that mean?

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neologist wrote:

I've always known I am a lesbian in a man's body. What does that mean?

Well you might want to get a sex change and then be with women in a more honest way...? Very Happy

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Is it painful?

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neologist wrote:

Is it painful?

Only the first time! (this is what I'm told, anyway) Laughing

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CodeBorg wrote:

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I've met four people (so far) that are neither male nor female, or perhaps actually both. Their chromosomes were neither XX nor XY, and their body parts were fairly random combinations of male and female, yet still "fully operational". After doing some research, I understand there are at least 23 distinct sexes for human beings.

Somewhere around 1% of the population will give you a really interesting date.

jeezus, what do you do, do a chromosomal analysis of everyone you meet? No wonder your name is Code!

what are my chromosomes, codeborg?

ps: what do you mean above when you write "their body parts were fairly random combinations of male and female"???

I mean, how many different combinations of these parts can one have? 23? I'm not bad at math, but I don't see how you can get any more than about 4 or 5.

(1)Male (2) Female (3) Male & Female parts (4) Neither parts.
Now how can you get any more combinations than that? What, they start having like (2)Male parts & (1)Female; (3) Female & (1) Male or something? Jeez, I need to get out more, I guess...

If its 23 different combinations of chromosomes, genes, etc, okay I see that--but 23 different combinations of body parts?

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Hey imagine if you did have workable units of both sexes. Hermaphrodite. I guess you could technically be with either males or females, and it wouldn't be considered homosexuality? Or would it be that either sex you were with, thats homosexuality?

Or would it be only with your are with your own kind (another hermaphrodite)--that would be homosexuality?

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That would be interesting if 2 hermaphrodites dated each other:

"Who you want to be tonight honey, the man or the woman?"

"The woman!"

"You always get to be the woman!"

"Okay, how about we take turns?" Twisted Evil

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If most guys I know woke up one morning in a georgeous female body, they'd probably never stop "feeling themselves up". I would at least have the decency to take myself out to a meal and dance first. It's called self-respect. I hope I would still be able to talk to myself.

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JLN:

And the great thing about it is you never have to worry about getting rejected, etc.

Unless you're filled with self-hatred, in which case I guess you might reject your own advances.

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My God, EM, you have a vicious imagination!

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Well I can only speak from my own personal experiences.

I actually did try the life of an ascetic, ya know!

Had to reject my own advances and carnal ideas all the time! Crying or Very sad

Thank goodness we now know the middle path is often best...

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JLNobody wrote:

If most guys I know woke up one morning in a georgeous female body, they'd probably never stop "feeling themselves up". I would at least have the decency to take myself out to a meal and dance first. It's called self-respect. I hope I would still be able to talk to myself.

There's a name for that: Autogynophilia

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