Oh ****, I should change my avatar to Woodsy Owl. I might, I might!
(reading the wall)
"The meek shall inherit the earth
- if that's all right with everybody else"
You gonna pass that Dutchy or hang on to it all frickin' night? Hey ladies, lets get some pizza....
I always seem to sleep through all the fun.
Dang! I got a major crick tryin' to sleep on that little bench.
Who's makin' the Krispy Kreme run this morning?
Wow! My pants fit better now!
Whoa . . . that musta been some load . . .
Who put my phone number here ????
squinney wrote:Uh, You did.
Can't be me - my pen only writes with white ink.
Must've been one of your admirers then!
Wow,
There's some great graffitti in here.
"No matter how good looking she might be, someone, somewhere is tired of her ****."
This one over here is really, really old . . .
Behind every Millhouse there's a watergate
Setanta wrote:This one over here is really, really old . . .
Behind every Millhouse there's a watergate
Classic !
Over the urinal I noticed...
4U2PN
It has me stumped.
And over here, just above that brown mark on the wall..."If you think that the bottom is dropping out of your world, drink a pint of Old Badger beer, then the world will drop out of your bottom"
There once was a man named dashaway Dick
The only man born with a corkscrew prick
He spent his life in a dilligent hunt
To find a girl with a corkscrew c--t
But when he found her, he fell over dead
As the contrary bitch had a lefthanded thread.
Hmmm, I've never seen that color before
Hey!
Whose foot is that?
Ick!
Stand back, I don't know how long it gets after a couple of viagras