Overheard in the A2K Bathroom...

Yeah, but this is just the glorified a2k outhouse, and teasin' the ladies has been a life long obsession with me . . .


Got any soap?

Set wrote, "Got any soap?"

"Pass the Soap" and then the other one says, "No Soap. Radio"


I don't get it


Do you use Dial? Directions: Use like regular soap.


A man has on average six items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. I doubt anyone would be able to identify most of these items.

"teasin' the ladies has been a life long obsession with me . . ."

Remember; don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. :wink:

The most amazing thing is that the majority of those are THE SAME DAMN thing!!

Shampoo. There's two kinds, right? Cleaning stuff and conditioning stuff.


WRONG!!!!

There is kinds for thinnish hair. There is kinds for permed hair and dyed hair and one kind for dyed, permed, thin hair!! And there's the kind with camomile in it and the little containers we took from hotels and motels and won't ACTUALLY use!

And we don't use soap - we use 'moisturising' soap (rumoured to actually be SOAP! ). Or we use a squeeze-on product with a plasticy buff thing - we need like 4 to 6 of them!

Three deodorants in spray-on. Three deodorants in rub on. Some sort of stuff you spray on the boosie area. A range of oils to stick in the tub - about 27, but not eucalyptus (which IS actually handy for colds).

Feminine hygiene products..................................................................................................................... aw crap, I can't even GET started on that. One whole drawer in the cupboard under the sink devoted to them - that is until the kids get into them and plaster the walls with pads................................... cringe.......................

Razors for removing hair. A handle isn't GOOD ENOUGH anymore - we hafta use a sort of flat thing that uses up razors at a rate of knots. Or we have 3 kinds of goo to smear on our legs and rip off with strips of paper...

7 kinds of cotton buds - wipes and squares and tissues and cream cleansers and...................................








TWO bathrooms!

keep the noise down...I'm trying to concentrate

I am gonna rant and goddam rave until I can get in the freakin' bathroom!! And if I can't find the damn hairbrush (I need ONE, not 5 and another 3 'styling' wand things) - there is gonna be hell to pay.......

OK...<lav flushes>

I'd give it five minutes

Had a Ruby last night.....

...and it's TOO MUCH effort to replace the toilet paper? Sheesh!

Mr Still...may I remind you, you are from Wales not New Yoik...

When did you last use 'sheesh' in real life/

Don't you mean 'look you, sheesh, boyo' :wink:

Lol! He's from New South Wales, in Australia.

We say "sheesh" here.

I asked for a quarter.


Isn't anyone listening?

I got a toonie here, but i ain't got no small change . . .

Here ya go Beth.

Has anyone seen the sports page ?

Does anyone have any lotion?

Umm...

I have dry skin.

Thanks, LTX.

I was getting kinda pruney after 2 days in here.

I'll pass ya the sports, after Setanta gives me the comix.

LotionBoy, you're on your own.





Obviously.

Different currency.

Sorry.

Tourists

Set, you're tall... Could you reach up and crack that window for us?

It has been written, "I got a toonie here"


Canadian money comes in the same denominations as American money, with the same names: penny, nickel, dime, quarter and so forth. However, there are a couple of notable exceptions.

There is no paper Canadian one-dollar bill. Instead, there is a one dollar coin, nicknamed the Loonie because it has a picture of a Loon on one side. The Loonie is slightly larger than a quarter, is brass coloured instead of silver and has 12 sides, presumably so it doesn't feel like a quarter.

Beside the Loonie, there is the Toonie, or two-dollar coin. The Toonie is slightly larger than the Loonie, round, and made of brass and silver coloured metal: a brass centre, about the size of a dime, surrounded by a silver coloured band.

I hope this sets the record straight, and note the Loonie's are north of the border.

Sure Boss, a little circulating air would certainly help . . .

If you knew Set like I know Set, you'd know he's got a pocket of loonies and toonies. He loves coin.