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Tue 10 May, 2005 10:15 am
If the following Disney princesses and heroines were locked in a room and made to fight each other, who would win?
Cinderalla...I mean, come on. She works her ass off. She must have quite a set of pipes.
Mulan.
I'll take the lady with the sword.
Me too, George. She was trained to fight. Hell, she saved China! She could easily take on a few prissy princesses.
Okay, to be fair, let's say they are all in there with no weapons.
Esmeralda. She's a hot chick!
Ariel would have trouble moving around, being half fish.
Snow White and Aurora are too old-fashioned, cutie girls. They'd be cornered.
Cinderella is too skinny, was not fed well by her step-mother. Without the fairies, she's nothing.
Belle has character. But it's easier to tame a beast than to beat bitching princesses.
Jasmine is a conundrum to me. But her smile is kind of dumb.
Pocahontas can be swift, but I think she lacks the power needed to win.
This leaves Mulan and Esmeralda for the big fight.
I favor the gypsie. She won't obey any fighting rules.
Esmeralda would be more wild and free... no rules indeed!
I think she'd have more fighting spirit
fight...fight for what? Ken?
Ok so I just voted, for Mulan - its my chinese heritage. but if she were to fight, heck, I'd rather she fought for the country and honour rather than a popularity contest or Barbies <former> boyfriend.
Eva wrote:Me too, George. She was trained to fight. Hell, she saved China! She could easily take on a few prissy princesses.
YEAHHH!!! <We agree here, but I too am flipflopping over the disputed presidental election....good to see you were following my motto - don't get mad, get even.>
hey, Esmeralda and Belle believed in equality among people, and for everyone to be seen as equal... I'd say that was fairly respectable
and Pocahontas would definitely fight for her "country" as she knew it (before the man came along -_-): her people.
pragmatic wrote:Ok so I just voted, for Mulan - its my chinese heritage.
Funny, you don't look Chinese . . . just sleepy . . .
I thought Belle did a good job fighting off that Baboon Gastine.
I'm sorry but I have to advocate for ... MULAN, MULAN! :wink:
Hello!
It has GOT to be Lilo!
Sheesh. Forget about all those namby-pamby princesses. We need a real little girl who surfs and recycles and kicks butt!
and sassy, baby. she's sassy!
actually, come think of it now, mulan wasn't a princess - she was the daughter of a high ranking general - ha, lilo has competition now
Lilo has NO worthy adversaries
not in her land, but in the real world... :wink:
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