A Buddhist riddle. If you win you get a prize.

Cool, Parados.

And, here I was thinking after the last clue... "Lil Red Corvette?" For a Tibetan Priest? Well, maybe... That's the only vehicle song that comes to mind beside Yellow Submarine.

Squinney and Parados, those are very creative, if you are not brainiacs as of yet, you are well on your way.

Another clue-

To solve my riddle, you must conjure/ask the silly child within you to solve it.

Tryagain, I had a most unusual happening. For your 1300 post, I tried to do something with the numbers of the date you joined a2k and 1300 (like the game you started with numbers on your other thread ) but I couldn't come up with anything interesting, so I told myself "ah forget it."

A few hours later I went to the 'A' bookstore to buy the book you recomended, their computer said they have it, but the sales person couldn't find it, I left. I decided to go to the 'J' bookstore (i just got back).

After I paid for the book, all I had left were one's, three of them in my hand, the teller handed me back thirty cents in change- 1330

I didn't do that on purpose! I didn't even know how much money I had on me, I just grabbed what I had. <i snicker, alot, wouldn't you?!>

I had one other hilarious thing happen today. I was going grocery shopping and my dad asked me to pick up a green pepper for him. I was at the veggie section and stood about 5 feet away from the peppers, I was staring at them trying to figure if I should buy more than one, then a single green pepper rolled off of the pile and onto the floor, right in front of me, noone else was around! ... ...so I picked it up!

I bought 5 peppers altogether, ya never know when you might need another one.

I don't have much stuff, but I have FUN stuff happen!

So, how are you?

How about a magic carpet?

What mark said! practicing for the big one.
Are you asking me to give you one? Because, I surely don't need one. I need a magic globe, so I can figure out what continent you and Try live on.
How come I can't tell? You two are evasive. Two peas in a pod.

Mark I looked at the answers you came up with on Try's thread, ain't no way I was going to be able to play your game, (i still don't play well with others? ) so I guess I received my own with 1330.

I enjoyed it I don't alway's get what I want, but I alway's get what I need. Good enough for me.

an Oldsmobile?

I see you have your thinking cap on, but need to tie the strings a bit tighter.

Here is a clue or two.

Q. What did a Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

A. Make me one with everything.

Also, think about the first two letters of the Tibetan mantra: "OM"

Now, I don't want anyone here to start yelling or acting like a maroon over this riddle (that's what untrained dogs do). :wink:

p.s. I'm dieing to show people the vehicle. It will at the very least make folks smile.

I doubt the monk would pay "Cash" for his vehicle but perhaps he would hum this little ditty....


Well, I left Kentucky back in '49
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on cadillacs

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand.

CHORUS
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.

Parados, you're making me smile. These lines are a hint-

"One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man...

You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round."

Did I forget to mention this is just a silly riddle I devised for pure entertainment purposes?

Btw, I showed God my choice of vehicles and he think's it's a riot, and so do the 'others'.

Turtlette, in reply to Mark, "Are you asking me to give you one?"

"I enjoyed it."

"Good enough for me."


Congratulations Turtlette, to have brought so many celebrities to the humble riddles forum, is indeed a feat unsurpassed.

As for your car:

a) Any car you can aFord

b) A TransAM dentil meditation

c) Sprit of St Louis - A higher plane




I am in a rush, back later.

Omnibus I guess

Providing for many things at once


Whim

Try, whim and all the others, you are coming up with awesome correlations, better than the silly one I came up with, (but it's the fun part that counts).

If noone guesses by the end of the day, I will show you the perfect vehicle I found.

Confession: I would rather have someone else guess it. Keep trying :-)

My first thought was a Hummer. .... After all, what guy wouldn't want a hummer? Then I saw Squinney had already guessed that.

Then I thought of the Oscar Meyer WeinerMobile.



The perfect vehicle I must say.

Next guess: Pathfinder (nissan)

whim

De do, de do. The green scarey door.

Li'l Turtle wrote, a storey about peppers and 1330 (page 3).

WOW! I was listening to the, The Red Hot Chili Peppers by The Red Hot Chili Peppers ?'The Red Hot Chili Peppers' (1984) Album. Track 6 - Green heaven.

Now, wait for it…at the same time I was reading about, ?'The Life of William Langland'

So what you say… Well, he was born in 1330!

De do, de do.


"I bought 5 peppers altogether, ya never know when you might need another one."

Yeah! Very true, you just can't have too many.


"So, how are you? "

Still a bit chilli thank you. May I enquire as to your disposition?


"You two are evasive. Two peas in a pod."

More like beans if you ask me. Humanbeans. Well, one is. :wink:


"Mark I looked at the answers you came up with on Try's thread, ain't no way I was going to be able to play your game"

Oh my, oh my. Turtlette, as a daughter, Mother and aunt, you possess a view, experiences and knowledge withheld from others.

For example:

3 points on a triangle.
3 little pigs
3 legs on a tripod.

See, anyone can play, but don't ask me how man sides on a polygon.

As I just know I am going to implode when the answer is given, I place my vote for:

Whim: Omnibus.

Although the best joke has to go to; "The hot dog vendor smiles and says "Change comes from within."

Late entry. Whim Pathfinder - also good, but I fear wrong.

Prolly turn out to be Noddy's car.

Just waiting on turtlette to confirm my correct guess ......

And the winner is-












Oooooooooh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
That is what I truly want to beeEeeeEeee
Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Weinerrrrrrr
Everyone would be in love with meeeeee....


Alright Ticklemeelbow, you're the big weiner...I mean winner!

What's it gonna be?
A gift from you?
Or a gift from me?

P.s. Tryagain, it happened again! Today! 7-8-9-10, same bookstore I'll explain later, long story.

Can you explain why that is the answer, I do not get it. How could we have deduced this?

Whim

Gosh, turtlette ... I don't know. I guess I'll defer to your judgment ... go ahead and select a prize for me, please.

Besides being crowned A2K genius, of course.