When I clicked on this topic i thought there might be a "gator" option. They scare the @#$! out of me.
I used to think dlowan was a he. I just recently realized that she is a Shiela.
Oh yeth, yeth people! Thave wittle me from the beathtly Craven!
Gala - that is interesting I wish you would pop into my conversation thread and say why you thought that.
Or say it here.
There has been lots of discussion about gender and posting style.
dlowan, a man with dainty feet. now that's a vision.
But I am afraid for Craven. I'm so afraid that I'm ducking so I don't get caught in the crossfire, lol!
be afraid - be very afraid!
Ohhhhhhh, I ammmmmm!!!!!
Gezzy runs away as fast as she can!!!
Afraid of a wabbit? A wabbit that smokes, and probably has inhibited lung function, and can't run very far as a result? Harrumph. Fear Mother Goose - she has wings and a very sharp beak and tells frightening stories to children. Geese. Nasty things.
I believe it is the evil de Kere Gezzy fears - quite sensibly, may I say.
Criturs I am afraid of in no particular order
1. Human Beans- they are tasty but not as tasty as Baked beans
2. Snakes- they are tasty but not as tasty as Baked beans
3. Spiders-they are crunchier than Baked beans
4. Wabbits called Dlowan- no comments on tastiness as there is no litmus test for wabbits except the air does sometimes turn blue indicating alkaline and sometimes red indicating acidic- I rest my case ( Cos its heavy)
(How do you KNOW that spiders are crunchy.....no don't tell me!)
(ACTUALLY...how do you know that human beans are less tasty than baked beans? Thud!)
Too much thinking, not all human beans , some are more tasty than baked beans. Sometimes you can combine the two , lightbulb moment-maybe idea for a thread.
" Nice things to eat on people you like "
Hmmmm - what I would like to know is how the "Just How Evil is Craven de Kere" thread was disappeared from this place, and cast into the outer darkness, where it is doubtles wailing and gnashing its teeth - and where I imagine moth and rust are corrupting it?
So - how evil IS that?! He makes a thread limning his true infernality disappear!
Nice things to eat on people you like, eh?
Blasphemy- out of the mouths of babes and dlowans...tut tut
Raspberry coulis is BLASPHEMY?
No silly-referring to the prior posting, the time thingamajig stomped me again !
Cerebus, for which I have no sop.
pigmy rattlers whose bite is as big as Bigfoot.
A look before I leap at a lepus Americanus but not Australiaus
A raving raven
A water buffalo--the Most Dangerous Game.(according to a writer appropriately named Hunter)
Letty, if what you say is true, it's probably much safer to stay cuddled up in bed
Absolutely, John...and sod the world.