WE need a thread about the beginnings of oranges.

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Someone please help start this philosophical and scientific debate with the first post!

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[+4] - McGentrix - 04/10/2019[quote="cicerone imposter"] [quote]Some orange what?[/quote]. Make a wild guess; you might get it right. [/quote] You don't know either?

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Oranges are the same color as oranatangs.

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Too bad they didn't find carrots first.

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Ain't it obvious? On the seventh day, Dog saw that it was good, and he rested. Bacon and eggs, and orange juice!

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They start out as seeds...

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YBrimDKXvbA/hqdefault.jpg

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@maxdancona,

where did the seeds come from?

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@McGentrix,

Orange seeds come from oranges ... or from Monsanto.

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If I had my druthers
I'd like to remind all mothers
They say there's no rhyme for orange
But you just need to be more ing-
enious than others.

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@maxdancona,

maxdancona wrote:

Orange seeds come from oranges ... or from Monsanto.

But you said oranges come from seeds. Was there a magic orange that popped up from non-existence and sprung forth seeds? Is that what you are suggesting?

Some kind of miracle orange?

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@McGentrix,

The same way human sperm came to be.

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@RABEL222,

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Oranges are the same color as oranatangs.

I would draw a distinction between the epistemological and the ontological imperatives implicit in this "truth" about what works as a contextual predictor and the brave if not somewhat brazen "thingingness" of the concept of "orange" which remains ineluctably within the realm of experience and speculation.

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@nacredambition,

Took the words right outa my mouth.

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@roger,

You're on report for mistaken identity.

Orange juice is irreducibly concentrated as anyone with proper IC'er credentials will attest.

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@McGentrix,

God made the first oranges. Monsanto made the second.

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@Region Philbis,

My wife served some orange today for a snack. They were just above average.

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@cicerone imposter,

I had some peaches a couple of days. Average was only a distant hope.

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@tsarstepan,

The fruit came before the colour, prior to that orange was a shade of red, which is why we have red, not orange, robins.

https://images.immediate.co.uk/volatile/sites/23/2014/12/GettyImages-500677296-6a061d8.jpg?quality=45&resize=620,413

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@izzythepush,

They're still called "red robins."

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