Pwllheli - climbing a hill too fast at my age
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantyysiligogogoch
A test for sobriety in Wales, if you say it you certainly haven't had too much to drink. (It's a pretty little village on Anglesey)
[I would say you'd HAVE to be drunk to attempt to say that. If the Nazis had invaded Britain there, they might have won WWII- by the time the authorities could report, "The Nazis have landed at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantyysiligogogoch," the war would have been over.]
Budapest.........One who constantly interrupts your meditation.
Curaçao -- the unpleasant rumbling in one's nether regions occassioned by having eaten Indian take-away the night before . . .
Ripley - like wrinkles but worse
Santa Cruz: The elf workforce at the North Pole
Santa Fe: Kris Kringle's gay brother
Framingham: Telling the police an actor did it.
Edinburgh - Load music in a burger bar.
Banstead - a bed whose design is suitable for a brothel
Okefenokee -- A swindle practiced by a seeming dull-witted country boy
Lulworth - a boring book or movie
Barnstaple - a dull but reliable bloke
Dublin - The effect of too much Irish whiskey on your vision.
And from Austria we have:
Moedling - not bad (as in 'fair to moedling')
Klagenfurt - effect of too many schnitzels and cabbage
Berndorf - effect of exercise on fat
Waldegg - egg with Waldorf salad
Muerzzuschlag - an impossibly fattening cream cake (and by extension, a fat girl of easy virtue)
Penchyna: The act of denying you are having a date with someone, with the argument that you met them casually at the restaurant/cafeteria/movie theatre/hotel bar, etcetera
Kitzbuhel - a ball of fish-flavoured twine for cats to play with
Nice one, Clary!
