Passamaquoddy -- the distinct impression that one has been cozened by the Yankees in that last small town . . .
Newton Poppleford - the explosion of tenets of physics that have been held self-evident for centuries
Krakow - investigation techniques used against prisoners suspect of terrorism. America does NOT use torture in investigation!
Budejovice -- that distinct feeling that one is going to regurgitate, brought on by drinking too many Buds . . .
Nantucket - the secret pocket that eats your train ticket
Guadalquivir (see Guadalajara on previous page) - the resultant unsettled feeling in the gut
Chihuahua -- the annoying bark of an incredibly small, hairless dog . . .
Massasoit - drivers in one of the Northeastern states of the United states that are known for cutting people off, never signaling while turning, honking for no good reason, cursing on a perfectly lovely day and generally being a public annoyance.
Toulouse: How a hockey player describes his front teeth after being hit in the face with a puck.
Navou -- the dazed, somnolent state in which one finds oneself after driving clear across Illinois just to visit some goofy Mormon bakery . . .
Toulouse - Nobody is born...
Gasconade - fizzy drink for upset stomachs
flixton - the name for the pain when you try to flick an elastic band but only end up hurting your thumb.
eccles - the red blotches you get on your cheeks and nose when you get very drunk
nice ones benj -
chorlton-cum-hardy - northern term for a slap and tickle
Chicamauga -- the nausea induced by eating fried chicken from a roadside greasy spoon . . .
Frankfurt .......... A partially eaten sausage.
Munchen............Eating a piece of sausage (as above).
These two can also apply to Hamburg.
Ashtabulah -- a term descriptive of the tendancy to equivocate on the part of televangelists
Carlsbad--Carl is really very, very good.
Sandia, when you get sand in your ears.
Tucumcari -- a minor but persistent skin condition contracted from too frequent contact with Texans
