I don't even know what that means... Does that mean you bookmarked this or something. Well, anyways, due to the raging demand, allow me to post the second portion,
The Disney Land Files: Sendra, the adulterer [/u]
"This way! To the glue factory!" An eerie voice cried out. Sekar didn't know what to do, he did like glue, or at least in the dream. There had been so many wonderful childhood memories where he glued his fingers together. It would remain that way for hours, or at least until the kids stopped kicking him into the mud. Then he reached a door, and opened it. Inside was the worlds' greatest supply of glue ever. Sekar jumped into the pool and began to devour.
Sekar's pillow was wet; there was so much drool on it. Adam was already snickering to his friend, Tidal, the albino. They would laugh, but laughing would cause Baby Cancer, so they snickered and snickered well. Then the Albino took out a blue wrapper with chocolate inside, which read "Crunch". Although chocolate caused diabetes, he took a giant bite into it. At that very time, the heavens and the Earth began to rumble, and an earthquake began, and then it died down.
"That's the power of a Crunch bar" boasted Sekar, springing up from his bed. Then he winked and gave thumbs up signal, looking into an invisible camera. Then his smile died down as he mumbled, "Where's Shaq? He's supposed to be here."
"Oh," said the albino, scuffing his feet against the floor. "We couldn't get him; instead we got Sendra, the adulterer." Out of nowhere a small cat-like, covered in light fur, with green eyes and shoulder-length brown hair man holding a paladin's spear entered the room, or at least enters the dialogue. Sekar is a bit bewitched on why the adulterer is hiding in the church,
"Hey! What is he doing in our commercial? What experience has he had?" Sekar demanded with an angry voice. People did enter his room without copyrighted consent. And occasionally left garbage, actually they always left garbage. And sometimes, people would go and make one big pigsty. Still, he didn't like cats, or any other animals that could talk. Sendra grinned widely and talked to Sekar,
"I've been in all kinds of movies. Have you heard of, ?'Ready to Blow'?" Sekar shook his head; Sendra threw another title at them,
"Uh, how about, ?'Major Hairball'?" Sekar shook his head again,
"?'The Cat's meooooow?'" Sekar nodded his head up and down,
"No."
"Uh, how about ?'The Adventures of Leather Catman'" Sekar didn't ever hear of these movies. He began to wonder why, but the albino whined,
"Porn movies are bad. And they cause AIDSSSSS" Sekar then corrected the Albino,
"Don't you have Aids, Tidal?"
"Nu-uh" He stuck his tongue out at Sekar.
"Yeah"
"Nu-uh" Tidal's voice raged,
"We went to the doctor's yesterday. I even have the certificate that reads: ?'Tidal Ryu has AIDS'" Sekar pulled out the thing from his bedside. It wasn't a forgery, a doctor that doesn't own a degree in malpractice didn't sign it, rather, a real doctor signed it; A doctor with real life issues, and problems. The kind of doctor who would work at the ?'ER'; one of NBC's finest shows on the air still to this day; It's full of suspense and Tidal Ryu began to cry. Then he left the room. Out of nowhere, a phone appears; a phone shaped like a football rings. I was so very tempted to use a banana phone. Adam picked it up,
"Mhmmm. Mhm," Then he slams the phone down, "That was Zeppelin, he says that he can't come to Disneyland with us. He claims that he's after gazelles. He says that they're after him, and that they hold a secret that they aren't willing to share. He has been after them for five weeks. According to him, the insane asylum people are pursuing after him. He doesn't want to go back there, he told me. He also claims to have Jesus, Santa, the Easter Bunny, and an intelligent blond holding hands in the woods, along with musical guest stars, Jessica Simpson, Simple Plan, Spontaneous Combustion and other people that you don't care about. Then he described the illusions to me, very vehement, very scary. I must have been listening to him blabber for at least a good hour, on this football-shaped phone." At this time, Sendra was clasping and toying with his fingers with joy,
"Say
that's my phone. I'll tell you what; I'll take this Zeppelin's place in going to Disneyland and I won't sue you. I've always wanted to ban- er, meet Miney Mouse."
"Sounds like a fair deal," said the Priest, or maybe both of them. Whatever's funnier. They shrugged. Then Sekar glanced around the room,
"Did I tell Tidal another ?'your mom' joke? Oh dear God, we must go save him from himself."
**
Sekar and Adam were alone in their room, and prepared to go to the promised lan- er, Disneyland. Sekar had placed five giant carrying cases on his bed, and neatly folded every single shirt and pair of pants, despite the fact that I only mention say that he wears a white robe, he's packing it in. Way to rebel against your master, Sekar.
"Why must you pack so many shirts? We're only going to be there for the rest of our lives. I think this robe does the trick." Adam whimpered.
"Well, I know we're not going to be they're for very long, but I need these shirts for my different moods." Sekar inquired.
"Different moods?" asked the High Priest.
"Yeah, you see this robe I'm wearing?" Sekar pointed at his robe, but Adam couldn't see it, his glasses were at Lenscrafters, "Well, what if I get ketchup on it? Then my mood will be ruined." Adam nodded,
"I see," Then he looked around the room, placing his eyes into a shifty Mission Impossible mood, then he quickly placed something into his small bag,
"What was that you just put in?" asked Sekar
"Nothing" Claimed the High Priest. Sekar then stampeded towards the High Priest and looked inside, placing his hands deep inside, and then pulling out a small orange bottle that read, "Donald Trump Fragrance" Sekar gasped with a sardonic tone,
"I thought you gave that up." Adam pretended to be puzzled,
"When did I say that?" Then he flared up his eyes, and Sekar noticed that. The High Priest was looking irresistible, and charming. A new feeling overcame Sekar, a mild burning inside. The High Priest shimmered though the sunlight, beaming through the windows. Adam was responding in the same manner, and they closed in on each other.
This is it, my first kiss Sekar wanted to hug and cuddle with Adam forever. Their lips were only inches apart when the adulterer walks in and slams the door against the wall,
"HEYY! Are you guys making a movie?" Sekar and Adam pretended that moment never existed. Sekar tries to deny it,
"No
we were, uh, making a new commercial" Adam nodded with him. Sendra, slightly confused asks,
"Where's the Crunch bar? I thought we had a sponsorship with it, you know, to help rise money." Sekar once had a dream. He knew this moment had come, he had even practiced kissing with the wall, but then wait, wasn't I supposed to put this in the last paragraph? Oh well, he also had clairvoyance, and knew this moment had been coming, so he placed the candy bar in his pants. When did Sendra take off his pants? I really don't know...
"Did you check your pants?" Sekar asked. Sendra then fumbled through his pocket, and knows that a candy bar is there.
"Where do I come in?" He requests, Sekar nods to him to continue. The adulterer pulls out the candy which was a snickers from his pocket and turns to the invisible camera,
"Eat a Snickers and die a horrible death" Adam from behind the camera tells Sendra,
"Remember Sendra, smile, I want to see some big smiles." Sendra grinned so wide that it began hurting.
**
Tidal was in his small bedroom, with pink floral wallpaper. Plastered on his wall were posters that read: "Susie never used her safety goggles. Now, she doesn't need them." And, "Remember, only you can stop the flow of baby cancer, remember to wrap your whopper." And "Fear God; he can kill us and send our souls to Hell for all eternity" (Sekar recommended that one). Tidal was lamenting on his bed with the Buzz Lightyear bed sheets.
How could I have gotten Aids? I've only watched all of Sendra's movies once. There was a persistent knocking on the rubber door,
"Go away
" he moaned and sniffles. A light delighted voice passed through the door,
"I'm selling Anti-Aids cream." One hot second later, Tidal Ryu managed to stop crying and held a giant briefcase in his hand,
"Give me everything you have and I'll give you this briefcase of money from the holy water profits." They exchanged their objects and tidal ran back into his room one second later. Then he began to smear himself with the crimson cream, (The bottle said, "Warning: Anti-Aids cream may cause Aids.") Sekar was in Tidal's room, he used his secret agent abilities to ask Tidal if he could go into the room.
"You ready?" He asked the silky albino, totally ignoring the stuff that he placed on himself.
"Yes
let's go." Tidal suggested, stuffing the rest of his backpack with the anti-aids rubbing cream. Sekar nodded to the albino and they left the room, made their way past the church hallways and towards the sidewalk.
Sendra was smoking one of his cigarettes, and Adam was placing black lipstick on his lips, when Tidal and Sekar reached them. Adam had placed on his black robe and pierced both his ears, eyes and tongue. The sun soon became so overbearing that everyone put on their sunglasses (To the tune of the "Men in Black" theme song)
"The sky is dark and the sun feels like a roasting oven, drawing sweat and boiling my blood. Everyone's after me." Adam blatantly shouted. The albino begins giving out an omen,
"Well, if the volcano erupts, it could," placing his sunglasses off his face dramatically, "destroy the village." Then the albino put his sunglasses back onto his face in the same dramatic motion. Sekar eavesdropping the albino asks,
"What?"
"I said, if the volcano erupts, it could," placing his sunglasses off his face dramatically, "destroy the village." Then the albino put his sunglasses back onto his face in the same dramatic motion, using the same sweeping feeling. Adam had peered away from everyone and was in far from the group, writing in a small black book, Sekar leans over his shoulder,
"Wha'cha writing? (You know, I'm going to kill you, right?)"
"Poetry; leave me alone, I'm different. (Really?)"
"Why are you so different? (You can understand parenthesis language?) "
"I'm just different; God! (Yeah
)" said the High Priest rolling his eyes.
"No you're not. We all go through the same suffering and pain. (No, you can't hear or read parenthesis language.)" Corrected Sekar.
"I'm suffering more then everyone else. (Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me ^^U)" roared the High Priest.
Adam walked away from the area, demanding his space. Sendra began to hover around everywhere else, offering all the bad kids cigarettes,
"Hey you want a smoke?" he asks Tidal.
"Smoking is baddddd for you." Tidal replied. Sendra gave him a simple,
"F you!" Tidal became enraged and pulls apart his jacket, which was really strenuous. Underneath is shirt was nothing but skin and bones, and maybe a few organs. Lunar Tidal was responsible for killing the incredibly rich dude from the first part of the story.
"What did you just say, punk?" Tidal chants. Sendra then rips apart his shirt to reveal fur and more fur. The two of them begin to fight and one giant dust ball begins to cloud over their fighting, you know, one of those clouds in those cartoons. Besides, it's easier for me to use a cloud over actual fighting. The giant cloud began to expel stars and fists. Sekar didn't feel like helping anyone out that day, so he refused to intervene. So he just stood there and allowed the chaos to unfold. Then a shady looking Adam, the balding High Priest, walks up to Sekar,
"You never let me make my own decisions."
"What are you talking about?" Sekar asked puzzled.
"You never let me make my own decisions, and you never understand me. I'm going to run away, get my belly button pierced and become a jerk."
"Whatever
"
"I'm really going to do it." Adam said scornfully, with tears in his eyes. A yellow taxi pulled up towards the four of them. Tidal, the albino fighting the crap out of Sendra, the adulterer thunder sprite, (or was it the other way around?), Adam, the gothic, homosexual, balding High Priest and Sekar, the main hero of the story, dropped what activities they were up to and they placed their luggage into the taxi, they was hardly enough room for their luggage (darn Sekar, packing so much luggage). Inside the taxi a man who hated the United States of America and had the gum disease known as gingivitis invited them in. Sendra then randomly shouted,
"Eat a snickers and go on a vacation with these losers."
"Hey!"
"We're not losers."
"My shrink told me that I barely fail at life." The taxi drove away towards the sunset, despite the fact that it was just lunchtime while the driver told them how fat they were and how good they had it.
And so, with their new ally, Sendra, the adulterer the four of them set out their sights on the Promise- er, Disney Land.
I know that I said that the first part was the end. I lied; deal with it. This might be the end, or I might work on the next part
maybe.
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