Two heads are better than a skin on a rice pudding.
There's no smoke without a fur coat and no knickers.
Any community that is too small to support one full-time attorney,
Can provide enough business for two full-time attorneys to become wealthy.
You buttered your bed, now you have to lie in it.
Mmmm... butter
(Apologies to JoeN)
Look before you spoil the broth.
Sign in pubs:
Liquor in the front,
Poker in the rear.
It takes a village to raise an idiot
Between you and me and the eye of a needle.
Stupid sayings section.
In a girl nature has had in view what could in theatrical terms be called a stage-effect.
Arthur Schopenhauer.
Stupid statements section.
By Gad old chap that's a jolly good effort you have there and no mistake!Top ho!!
Stupid Statements Section:
Haste makes waste
yet
He who hesitates is lost.
EM-
You are supposed to say whether it is a mixed mataphor or a stupid statement.
Gee-these newly hatched outers.No decorum.
Give the devil an inch, and he'll become a ruler.
Give the devil eight or nine inches, and he'll be your bitch.
Air Power Warfare Stupid Statements Section:
Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes.
extra medium wrote:Air Power Warfare Stupid Statements Section:
Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes.
Crossfile under Magoo, Mr.
Mixed Metaphor Section.
Land of hope and shopkeepers.
Stupid statement section:
Don't open your house inside the umbrella, please.
If at first you don't succeed, lie in it.