littlek wrote:I mix metaphors like a cement mixer. But, not so much on purpose.
I have a few problems with this. Firstly, cement mixers don't mix metaphors--they mix cement.
I'll give you some credit, and assume you meant, "like a cement mixer mixes cement," but of course that process is deliberate and calculated (it is the purpose of their design), and you say you do not do so on purpose. So either you do not recognize the purpose of a cement mixer, or your analogy is somewhat like if I described my hair as "As green as a leaf, only not so green, and much more brown," or something to that extent.
Finally, seeing that yours was such a horrible metaphor (technically a simile), I realized that your terrible, terrible statement is incidentally accurate.