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Mixed metaphors and other stupid sayings.

 
 
partyfiend
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 07:30 am
Where there's a will there's a lawyer.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2005 09:52 am
Give him an inch and he'll take the biscuit.
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partyfiend
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2005 03:19 pm
Smile

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 02:15 am
Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
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partyfiend
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 05:03 am
There's a watched pot at the end of every rainbow.
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 05:09 am
Least said, twice shy.
Once bitten, soonest mended.
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 07:12 am
You couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.You're sacked!

Back to the grindstone and all hands to the pump.

When the going's good make hay while the sun shines.

Bless your little cotton socks,you're a treasure.

It's a bit tight under the armpits and the pips are squeaking.

He jumped in feet first and tripped over his tongue.

I haven't got a clue;it's double Dutch to me.

She's biting on his codpiece and beating the living daylights out of him.

This is a piece of piss,I can do it doing cartwheels.
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benjamino
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 07:18 am
if at first you dont succeed, f*ck it and blame your parents
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 07:20 am
I'll cross that bridge when i burn it.
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partyfiend
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 01:00 pm
Two's company, but three's a prime number.
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partyfiend
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2005 01:01 pm
benjamino wrote:
if at first you dont succeed, f*ck it and blame your parents


nice!
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 29 Apr, 2005 08:47 am
Boom!Boom!You're dead so put that in your pipe and smoke it.

He's on the bones of his arse;he couldn't buy a frog a jacket.

She spoke Ugandan so I didn't need an interpreter.
(Sorry-English joke).
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sun 1 May, 2005 10:56 am
A portmanteau proverb.

"Perverbs" were popularised by the American Harry Matthews in his
Selected Declarations of Dependence in 1977 and have gained a small
but respectable niche among aficionados of wordplay. The word was
allegedly coined by Maxine Groffsky and is presumably a blend or
portmanteau from "perverse proverb". You create one by snapping a
couple of existing proverbs in half and joining the end of one to
the beginning of the other. So you might create "A rolling stone
gets the worm", "Don't count your chickens before you can walk",
"The devil takes the sailor's delight", and "The road to Hell
wasn't paved in a day". One recent writer has used the term for
what he calls "portmantreau" proverbs, those created by augmenting
an existing proverb through adding a single consonant: "Fine swords
butter no parsnips", "Slaughter is the best medicine".

http://www.worldwidewords.org/backissues/

Great minds find the shoe fits.
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partyfiend
 
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Reply Sun 1 May, 2005 01:13 pm
Noddy24 wrote:
A portmanteau proverb.

"Perverbs" were popularised by the American Harry Matthews in his
Selected Declarations of Dependence in 1977 and have gained a small
but respectable niche among aficionados of wordplay. The word was
allegedly coined by Maxine Groffsky and is presumably a blend or
portmanteau from "perverse proverb". You create one by snapping a
couple of existing proverbs in half and joining the end of one to
the beginning of the other. So you might create "A rolling stone
gets the worm", "Don't count your chickens before you can walk",
"The devil takes the sailor's delight", and "The road to Hell
wasn't paved in a day". One recent writer has used the term for
what he calls "portmantreau" proverbs, those created by augmenting
an existing proverb through adding a single consonant: "Fine swords
butter no parsnips", "Slaughter is the best medicine".

http://www.worldwidewords.org/backissues/

Great minds find the shoe fits.


Cool, I'm glad we occupy a small but respectable niche within wordplay Smile. I don't think I've heard "Slaughter is the best medicine" before - that's awesome! Thanks for the background info, Noddy24.

I've been wondering for a few days if this one is good enough to post:
"Better the devil you know than the devil in the detail."
I can't say I'm rolling around the floor laughing...
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 3 May, 2005 07:29 am
Gash mark V1.

Get off at Edge Hill.
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partyfiend
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 05:33 am
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, unless he's a vegetarian.
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 11 May, 2005 04:47 am
Don't get your knickers on the stage Mrs Worthington.
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 11 May, 2005 05:31 am
Vladimir Pooh tin.
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2005 06:19 am
Into the valley of death rode the 200 million.
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2005 02:15 am
And remember you can do this with titles too:
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=25282&highlight=

You can't make a silk purse out of two in the bush.
A stitch in time never boils.
A fool and his money saves nine.
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