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The no lerve, no-flirting, no sexual innuendo thread.

 
 
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 02:52 pm
dlowan,

You were in a beanbag chair, for goshsakes. The irony! The irony!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 02:56 pm
Does there have to BE a reason?

Oh reason not the need...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 02:57 pm
DrewDad wrote:
dlowan,

You were in a beanbag chair, for goshsakes. The irony! The irony!


Yes - there's iron in my soul....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 03:05 pm
dlowan wrote:
Does there have to BE a reason?

Oh reason not the need...


Theirs not to reason why
Theirs but to pooh and die . . .
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 03:06 pm
Setanta wrote:
Oh Jeeze, the girl's harumphin' me, an' i don't even know why . . .


click on the www seen under all of my posts
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 03:18 pm
Yeah, Set.

PANIC!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 04:29 pm
he's in hiding now, i think



and i'm still giggling about the beanbag chair
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 04:33 pm
Harrumph.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 04:35 pm
it's just so dang believable
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 05:07 pm
Rahhumph.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 05:13 pm
deb, to make you feel better:
i was once on a bikepath. hammering steadily, lovely day, nowhere any soul. when you hammer and encounter internal movements, you don't even think. it just has to be done. well, little did i know there's a guy right behind me. i turn purple, naturally. i stepped on the pedals and pedalled with all my might. the guy must have been at least 60, but he kept up for good 20 minutes! I nearly dropped dead. then he passed me, matter-of-factly, when we got to the first steep uphill. STILL visibly grinning. i hated his guts. well, i hated my guts more, but his too.
will you see the said teenager again?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 06:59 pm
Yes.

Many times.

If she is able to cope with her therapist having farted.

I suspect it comes somewhere close to discovering your grandmother having sex.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 07:01 pm
ooooh, really, dlowan, I don't think it's all THAT dramatic.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 07:09 pm
I hope not.


But adolescent clients often find much tinier things to disappear on - seriously!!!!

Nemmind - she has been coming for a while.

I mean, I am half joking, of course - but they be a weird breed.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 07:10 pm
I remember when I discovered my therapist farting on my grandmother while they were having sex. Quite traumatic, it was.

I mean -- farting. Sheesh.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 07:16 pm
Lol! Therapists in longish term therapy become a weird kind of idea in client's minds.

I mean, I am just who you see here in all situations - except I don't get angry with clients - and I am very empathic - I am just as silly though.

Mebbe I can get away with farting better than some stiffer folk?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 07:18 pm
I can recall Craven saying somewhere that he could never have sex again - he had heard his grandmother mention her vagina!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 07:22 pm
The grandmother-in-law has a pee-bag after bladder removal a few years back. I was there for the days following her escape from the hospital, while her granddaughters helped her out. I helped out with less, um, feminine difficulties -- new shower head, home repair, new armchair -- you know, manly things. Problem was, in her drugged state, Nana was prone to flipping up her moo-moo around the house.

The horror.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 08:34 pm
I had the hardest time figuring out what moo-moo was. I thought it might have something to do with udders, wondered if it was about that joke about when you get old, slinging 'em over your shoulder.

Than I realized it was muu-muu.

The wonders of spelling.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2005 08:37 pm
ah! muu-muu!



damn it, and i've got spelling ocd (more or less).
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