The no lerve, no-flirting, no sexual innuendo thread.

Very happy. Quite herself. Is discombobulated when she stumbles and falls is all. Still jumps up on things - then falls over - and down - then falls over.

Eating, schmooching, purring - trotting about a bit less, and waverily - but her normal sweet self.

Edit: Only happened late Sunday night - (Saturday for you) - so I am hoping for some real improvement before her condition stabilizes.

Crossed paws.

...there being no other way to love the erstwhile ms parker...

Lol - speaking of black humour - has been some couple of days.

Sunday night/Monday - cat had a stroke, found out an old friend had just died of breast cancer.

Tuesday: Got to work to discover a client's bio mum had been murdered - so had to go out to help with the news breaking. Upon leaving the house, I moved aside politely to allow someone else out on to the weird little platform outside their door - forgetting the narrowness of said platform, and fell like a felled tree onto the hard paving below.

Unfortunately, did not die, which would have been the only dignified thing to do in the circumstances.

Better to live like a worm than die like a king, since the former can feast on the latter.

(a woodworm may feast on a ladder)

Hmmm - I was somewhat of a flatworm (or platyhelminthes to be exact) after the incident.

I suppose I could have inched away, and not made a meal of it.

I wish I could get that on tape and pin you down, but you're off the hook, being on the other side of the earth and all.

It IS round. You might try a balloon - though how hydatis I do not know.

sheesh, i surrender.

Awwwwwwwwwww......

I'm just gonna sit here and eat my vermicelli.

I was going to say something, but it'd open a whole new can of worms.

So you're not hooked on this little riff, eh?

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.

V. nice. Is that of your own devising?

Lordy! Sadly no, 'twas the Bard.

Huh. Never heard it afore...

"As You Like It."


'Twould explain why.

Why? Didn't you like it?

As you did!




(No, simply never seen it, and only read it once, and that rapidly. Don't much enjoy reading the things.)

I did indeed.

Amused me, and made me merry for more than twelve nights - made me dream many a midsummer night away - and it ends well.