A digression thread eh? Anything to help the old food go through properly is a good thing.
And it was Prince to whom I was referring re. the winking thing. He just looks at you and winks all the time....quite hypnotic and a dastardly ploy.
After seeing it wink for the fourth time I started getting urges that I havent had since Eton. This thread is full of subliminal messages and I wont stand <buy British goods..you know you want to> for it any longer.
Don't, for god sake tempt me, G.
That was just plain unfair, planting that opportunity for innuendo here, on THIS thread.
Stop it.
I have now looked at the Italian section and found that innuendo is their word for a suppository.
What do you think I should do with this information?
Lord Ellpus wrote:I have now looked at the Italian section and found that innuendo is their word for a suppository.
What do you think I should do with this information?
Why, supposit it, I suppose.
Acute suppression, Andrew.
Ah - the dear old joke - "I thought innuendo was an Italian suppository, until I tasted Smirnoff's."
I do not like my state of mind;
I'm bitter, querulous, unkind.
I hate my legs, I hate my hands,
I do not yearn for lovelier lands.
I dread the dawn's recurrent light;
I hate to go to bed at night.
I snoot at simple, earnest folk.
I cannot take the simplest joke.
I find no peace in paint or type.
My world is but a lot of tripe.
I'm disillusioned, empty-breasted.
For what I think, I'd be arrested.
I am not sick. I am not well.
My quondam dreams are shot to hell.
My soul is crushed, my spirit sore:
I do not like me any more.
I cavil, quarrel, grumble, grouse.
I ponder on the narrow house.
I shudder at the thought of men.
I'm due to fall in love again.
Anyhoo - one of my cats has had a "stroke" - we both needed a little cheering!
damn it, shoulda brought out the "park 'er in the rear" on this NO-LOVE, NO-N-U-N-DOH! thread...
You'll get the fire extinguisher if you do!
oh! sorry 'bout the furry one...
You did mention love, luv.
schniff.....she wambles, what once was so airy and fleet of foot.
I am sorry about that. How's she mentally?
