sure is. my teeth bleaching method: vacation at a seaside. the saltier the better. when i swim, i gargle with the salt water. in combination with a mad tan it does wonders.
downside: a bit costly....ummm yeah. but very pleasant. highly recommended teeth bleaching spots: greek islands, turkey, morocco, canary islands, caribbean...you get the idea.
Do you think drinking margaritas with lots of salt on the rim would work just as well as saltwater, dag? How about if I had them on a beach?
I don't think salt bleaches - the tan just makes your teeth look whiter.
Coffee and tea stain damned teeth too.
LIFE stains damned teeth!
Life leaves stains everywhere. Damned entropy - Sisyphus isn't in it - (I speak as someone whose place needs serious cleaning and sorting) - every day we clean up the mess and every day life makes more. And just who do you think is gonna win in the end, eh?
And now the damned PLANET is dirty...
and tans lead to life-threatening skin nasties
<sigh>
Yeah, entropy brings down the curtain. Last scene of all, that ends this strange eventful history, is second childishness and mere oblivion, sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything. It definitely ain't as you like it, but still, I reckon it's best to grin while you got the grinders for it.
That does it - I am voting for voluntary euthanasia - even if there is never a vote.
no lerve
no flirting
no sexual innuendo
this has been revealed as the death thread
It'll be the death of me with you guys moaning and rattling your ghostly, lugubrious chains all the time.
Has anyone already asked (didn't scroll thru all the posts) - what the hell is "lerve"?
what's lerve got to do with it?
<nice to see ya, Mr. Snood>
There ain't no cure for lerve.
dlowan wrote:Surely it is not such a very terrible penance to not talk about boobs and penii and such on one thread?
Sigh - apparently 'tis so.
Not so at all ..
I get a wee bit fatigued by boobs & penii all around, wherever I might look!
Jeeze, it just goes to show that you can make ANYTHING boring if you really work on it! :wink:
Yours sincerely
Jaded,
Australia
Oh, it was a mispelling of 'love', eh?
<same backatcha, ehbeth>
My chains ain't lugubu...lugubar...glub...whatever.
Just had a plate of lovely fried clams, while sittin' outdoors at a curbside table, a small portion of the Atlantic Ocean stretched out in front of me, a panoramic view of Boston decoratin' the horizon across the bay (or inlet or cove or whatever the hell it is at Wollaston Beach). A little windy, a little chilly. But quite satisfying all in all.
Lerverly MA!
I am off to see "Downfall".
That'll bring out the lugubrious in me.
Fabulous word, that, eh?
Onomatopeic. (Sp?)
snood wrote:Oh, it was a mispelling of 'love', eh?
<same backatcha, ehbeth>
So is not a misspelling. Anyhoo, I am a ms.
It is a joke.
And it sort of includes lububrious, innit?
Ah, go lug yer bubrious to see "Downfall" already.
You eschew - nay mock - my lugubruity?
I kinda like my new grumpy persona.
Bah humbug.
