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The no lerve, no-flirting, no sexual innuendo thread.

 
 
ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 09:34 pm
do winks count?

I haven't followed Hillary, and just found out she has thought doing iraq was a justified invasion. Now whether or not you agree, and whether or not you think I am slow as molasses, I'll just pipe in as say that does it.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 09:34 pm
Uh, oh, did you say no politics?
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Odd Socks
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 04:29 am
I'm gonna try to be a girl so then I'll meet a boy,
Grow up and find a man to fill this ugly ******* void.
I never thought you were good enough for me,
(I just wanted some arms around me).

You keep it straight laced inside of me,
I'll let you **** with my head for eternity.
I'll keep my head down.
Wear the wedding gown.
Signed, suffocated, delivered.

I think you should hear her talk inside of my head.
It's all her fault inside of my head.
It's all her fault inside of my head.

Maybe I'll try and meet a girl then I can be a boy,
Up and find a man,
(ugly ******* void)
I didn't love you, you didn't love me,
We had a heart felt need for security so why don't you wake up
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Odd Socks
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 04:31 am
( "gonna try to be a girl " by Love outside Andromeda)

Is this like the whole " don't touch the paint" signs, where you wouldn't even b other checking whether the paint was wet or touching the wall, if the sign wasn't there? OR am i just spiteful?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 04:37 am
You're just spiteful.
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Odd Socks
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 04:42 am
Please stop smoking, it will completely destroy your flavour.

Only boring people stay on topic.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 05:23 am
I don't smoke.

There is no topic - we are simply staying OFF certain topics.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 05:56 am
So far I have read only the first and last (most recent, I mean) pages of this colloquy. Had been staying away from the thread intentionally. Having read the headline, I autoimatically assumed that I would have nothing worthwhile to contribute, all subjects of interest having been labeled tabu. I think I was right. I ain't got nothin' to contrib.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 07:11 am
I was invited out for a meal of Montreal smoked meat yesterday. I declined the offer. I should have said yes. There might have been smoked rabbit.


Dance dance dance
Shimmy shimmy shake shake
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 07:18 am
See what ya miss by being a non-smoker?
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Debacle
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 08:03 am
Nothing to contribute? At last, that's a first, MA. You can think of something, surly. How about the Old Farmers Almanac take on the unified field theory and it's ramifications on weed propagation? Or Einstein's theory of relegation apropos Deb's disgression to the meaning spirit? Stonemasonry, barn raising, diggin' fenceposts and stringin' bob wire, putting in new windows (innuendoes)? The latest fashion in snow removal footwear, or topcoats, or sunbonnets ... say, how's about LL Beanies?

There's surely little fodder for recanting amongst that lot.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 08:46 am
Personally, I have seldom seen MA floiting - abut he is an expert at witty or silly repartee - which is what this thread is about.

Surely it is not such a very terrible penance to not talk about boobs and penii and such on one thread?

Sigh - apparently 'tis so.

I shall take my silliness elsewhere.
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Debacle
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 08:49 am
How can you do that? We just got here, for pete's sake!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 08:51 am
Be quiet - I am having a hissy fit!

(You don't really need to be quiet - it is so nice to see you here - and at least you aren't moaning!)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 09:43 am
Alright, alright . . . at ease ! ! !

This thread has become entirely too silly, move along folks, nothing to see here . . .
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 11:12 am
what is with all the white rabbits?

don't you things tan?
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 11:23 am
I think they get bleached by the sun.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 11:24 am
I've always wondered about tooth bleaching.
It just sounds wrong.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 11:28 am
ehBeth wrote:
I've always wondered about tooth bleaching.
It just sounds wrong.


It's only for those who overindulge on cigarettes and red wine. :wink:
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 11:29 am
<cackle>





uh oh, is cackling allowed on this thread? Embarrassed
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