I am touched by your question, are you medically qualified to handle the answer?
will you give me a fake certificate, just in case...?
That depends; do you have a genuine fake ID?
what makes you think i even 'have' an ID?
Ever hear this? The definition of insanity ~ "Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
I thought everyone in prison was given a number, was I wrong in my assumption?
What makes you think i'm a criminal...????
(

i wuzh bieng sho nishe)
I am sorry number 2674, the bars were a bit of a giveaway. When do you get out?
(Etc: your words are like church bells to my ears)
it was a life-sentence...can you help me out?
Sure thing Toot's hop in the back of the pickup and hide under the rug. Have you heard of Bonnie and Clyde?
no wait... i'm serious... is it that easy?
Sorry Serious, I thought you were someone else. Do you know it is easier than you think?
(See ya later, time to eat, good fun; ciao)
No it's braille, do you forget everything you have been told in the twinkling of an eye?
Amazing crowd we have here Mathos, do you think they need educating in the finer things of life?
Would someone tell me why God is so cruel?
why are you always jumping to something entirely different?
Do you think she is trying to tell us something?
haven't you noticed she's more lost than me?
Are you both sharing the same ward?