You were posting all over the shop having had a bbq and sitting up late; why shouldn't you admit to being a little tiddly?
Are you trying to tarnish my immaculate reputation?
were hoping to have it polished instead ?
Indeed, are you making a start?
you tarnished it , didn't you and now you expect me to polish it ; isn't that asking a bit too much ?
Don't you think us men should stick together?
don't you think i have enough trouble trying to polish my own tarnished reputation ?
(and if that's not enough , i have winter-boots that need polishing .
the canadian winter has not been kind to them)
What have you been up to?
Do you really expect me to answer that while still in my nightgown?
Couldn't you just give us a little hint?
The lady is embarrassed, can't you understand that?
Has she been subject to over-exposure?
Why are you being so inquisitive?
to help me in answering your question can you explain to me - in detail , please ! - what has transpired here during the last 24 hours ?
Now, how would I possibly know that, do I strike you as a person who visits this thread regularly?
Yes.
(oh my god, did he just break the chain of questions?)
But he retrieved the situation, didn't he?
Can you explain that in more detail please?
Doesn't life offer more interesting things to chat about?