Answer my Question with a question?????

That little Urn is on display in Adelaide this week, will go and have a look at it, something unique don't you think?

It is a beautiful and rightly reverred little object Dutchy.

Make sure you keep it safe for us!

Will do mate. Have you ever laid eyes on it?

Haven't had that pleasure Dutchy, the bloody thing has been stuck in Oz for years!


Didn't you know that?

I understood it is always kept at the MCC in London and rarely ever leaves the UK, no matter who wins the "Ashes" series. 2nd Tests start in Adelaide this week, did you know that?

I did actually, but only learned it a couple of nights ago, they were having a discussion in the studio and one of the commentators brought it up.


Do you have a sky system in Oz Dutchy, or is it cable?

We have both Mathos. Do you get direct telecasts from the Tests or are they delayed till daylight?

Direct, through the night, but shown as a recorded high-light through the day also.

We have the super dooper sky box as well (sky plus), that allows recording of programmes on hard disc and play back on demand, or you can down-load via the box to a tape or disc. It comes in great for the boxing transmissions from Vegas or Madison Square especially. I pay £50..00 a year extra for Premiership Plus which enables me to watch the most important Premiership matches live through the week or at weekends. It operates well, except when my wife say's it isn't working and she is trying to change channel with her mobile!! Blondes !

Do you think your lads might surrender to us on this Ashes game?

Have you been eating magic mushrooms to hallucinate like that?

Possibly. but did you know the first test is all over bar the shouthing?

Yes, would you like to concede defeat now?

Wishful thinking Mathos and you know it, don't you?

Well, do we have grounds to appeal?

No way in the world, you're being quartered fair and square, looking for excuses won't help. Admit it, the Aussies were brilliant on this occasion, there is no denying that, or is there?

You know Dutchy, you played great, a pleasure to see good play like that and I only watched a few highlights.

You could tell your lads were all descendants of the English, couldn't you? :wink:

With such names yes, but they were all born and bred here, you know that too, don't you?

Nobody can Morris Dance like an Englishman!


Surely everybody knows that, don't they?

Sure, even a slugger from the land of 'Waltzing Mathilda' knows that, by the way do you know the Country I'm referring to?

That is the easiest question ever, you refer to New Zealand. Kiwi Chick came from there and I believe her name was Matilda, and boy could she dance. I am right am I not?