All condiments are at your fingertips, one problem, a shortage of Hula skirts, can you provide them?
I don't have a hula skirt, and I detest coconut, but if there are plenty of margaritas, count me in. When do we leave?
Don't worry about the hula skirt and coconuts I'll find an alternative for that. We can leave anytime, how much time have you at your disposal?
For a tropical island and endless margaritas, is a life time enough?
I have the time and the stamina but can you last the distance?
Do you know, I never know what I think until I say it?
Does that ever get you into trouble?
Can you imagine it wouldn't?
Tropical Island, how about a treasure hunt, I have an old sea-farers chart for the South China Sea and Andaman Sea, three small uninhabited islands have a small X but they only mark the island, not the treasure deposit. We would have to look for clues and take some sensible steps with regard to how the 'Old Salt' would have concealed millions of pounds worth of diamonds, jewels and GOLD?
That sounds exciting, but do I still get margaritas?
Many as you want, do you think Dutchy could get a decent sea going boat to take us out there?
I certainly hope so, I don't want to swim the whole way, do you?
Not at all, do you think we should take a few of those metal detectors and plenty of batteries?
CUL8'r Stormy. x
Sure, how else are we going to find the buried treasure?
OK. I'll take one, you and Dutchy take one each and we can work in sections, who is going to cook for us and dig the holes when we get a bleep?
I'm very experienced with metal detectors and holes so I'll take care of that, Mathos you do the cooking and we can leave the drinking to Storm. How does that sound?
I think that sounds like a perfect plan, don't you?
I have no problem with any of the proposals, I cook a mean steak and grill fish perfectly. Do you want me to do the hunting, and leave you to do the fishing Dutch?
Man you bet, I'll have a shrimp on the barbie in no time, or do you prefer lobster?
