Are you searching for Spendius?
I don't know should I be? :wink:
Depends, what are your plans?
The same as yours I should guess....if it is nothing to raunchy. Is it?
As an officer and a gentleman, what else would you expect?
Well we are going to watch a stripper in Manchester, and then we are going swimming in the Bridgewater Canal, do you want to come?
As long as the water is not too cold....will it be?
Well yes, at this time of year it will be very cold, but that shouldn't be of major concern to you, should it unless you were expecting a sauna?
No but I was a bit concerned about our health...wouldn't you be?
Never do that, it puts a harness on you, you don't think the great explorers thought about their health when they set off into the unknown do you?
No they never did I suppose but they did think about dinner....
Not at all, these men were men of sound character and good judgement, they would sooner eat their fingers than worry about food, shouldn't we build a memorial to them on the banks of the Limpopo River?
2. What a good idea. May I suggest, the town of Xai-Xai where it empties its muddied contents into the Indian Ocean?
Don't you think they deserve a more prominent place than that?
Can you come up with a better location?
Isn't there the place Haggard described where the awkward squad Foreign Office official was posted to?
Do they have chocolate there?
