No, taking the mickey out of an officer of the law is an offence, did you know that?
Yes, hands up, I am going to frisk you, any objections?
Shouldn't I have a lawyer present?
Why don't you ring for one?
No, I have a radio, surely you are aware of that?
How can I call a lawyer without a phone?
Stiff, you'll have to wait till you get to the lock-up and you can call one from there, is that clear?
Is the lockup crowded this time of night?
No, what would you like, co-ed cell or cell on your own?
Can I have my own cell with my own personal guard?
Couldn't I have one of each?
Why do you think you deserve that?
That cat's got a fishy look about it Dutchy, I wouldn't trust it if I were you.
Don't you think it would be safer just to plug it?
I love cats and couldn't zap it. A few days in the cooler and she'll toe the line, don't you think?
Stick her in the kennels with the Rotweiller's and German Shepherds, that should make her talk don't you think?
