Why, what has he been sneaking into?
And why didn't he tell us?
What was he supposed to tell you?
He should tell everything. It's rude to keep secrets isn't it?
Is that rude, like when you expose your breasts in public, or rude as in ignoring your scruffily presented relation in a queue at the bank?
How did my last entry jump into the slot two above the one I posted to?
Has A2K been playing up in my absence?
So I'm not going mad after all?
Just the typical insanity here, whats there to go mad about?
Could I interest you in a great counselor?
I could advise you on that, but you will need to book an appointment with my secretary first and pay the initial deposit, would you prefer mornings or afternoons?
Anytime, what is your secretary like?
I hand picked her from an application list of over two hundred last year. She looks very much like Beyonce, is witty, sexy, mind blowingly beautiful, speaks three languages besides English fluently.
She is single, capable of completing quarterly account sheet trial balances, makes the perfect cup of tea and wears the shortest mini-skirts you could possibly imagine.
Her typing skills short hand etc are perfection embodied with a whiff of sexually stimulating scent.
She also purrs like a kitten when content.
Sounds like an extraordinary stunner, so much so, that you forgot to ask a question?
mathos wrote
Quote:She is single, capable of completing quarterly account sheet trial balances, makes the perfect cup of tea and wears the shortest mini-skirts you could possibly imagine.
Her typing skills short hand etc are perfection embodied with a whiff of sexually stimulating scent.
Do you know that she secretly spits in your tea?
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She usually brews in a pot with loose tea, then she pours on the tea trolly which she pushes to my desk. The tea is strained through a stainless steel strainer, after which milk, and a small sugar are added. It is her normal practice to pour herself a cup as well. It is nice to take a short break with her from time to time during the course of office routine. We normally have a subject under discussion, usually work related.
Would a young lady of such classy and outstanding qualities stoop to such a terrible course of un-refined conduct, I think not?
I'm thinking, where is the question D/P?
