Wouldn't everyone love to be free and relaxed?
What could be more relaxed than me right now ?
Didn't you get the memo ?
Are you going to give me the sack?
Do you work for the postal service, or are you a back door Santa ?
(Prices vary.)
Does anyone work for the postal service?
Are they trying to stamp out work?
Can I ask a new question?
Does anyone hear a faucet dripping?
Wouldn't anyone within earshot?