Yes, where are you heading for?
Do you want to come with me and find out?
Do you realise it will involve an overnight stay?
Heck no, but my mom wants to tag along just to be on the safe side, will that be ok?
Aren't Moms what make life worthwhile?
Doesn't that depend on the mom?
Do you think everyone has a nice mom?
Well my Mom was nice and I'm a nice Mom, isn't that half the battle?
It is if there are only 4 moms on the planet... don't ya think?
Are you sure, the total seems on the low side. Was it published by the government?
Does the Government keep statistics on Moms?
Are you really interested?
Is it not a fact that the Government keeps statistics on just about everything, Is that not what the census is for?
They may get you to fill them out but how do they know they're accurately filled out? Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm?
Do you fill them out, or do you fill them in?