Depends on who's will, is your will as strong as mine?
I very much doubt it, but is will alone enough to move mountains?
My will is, I can't speak for everyone now can I?
Would you like to be our official spokesperson?
I'm too shy to speak to large groups, will you do it?
Sure why not. Will you be my speech writer?
Sure, I'm good with words, do you like long speeches?
That would depend on the audience type, if we wanted to make them suffer we could follow Castro and drone on for hours. However, to catch the news, a short sound bite is the order of the day. Do you think you are up to the challenge?
I am, but the way you like to talk I don't think I will have to come up with all the words, do you?
We will be going into Kentucky so you can keep it simple; u'll no wat im talking abut?
Yup, should I prepare a speech with pictures?
Now that is a good idea, we could reach a much wider audience, are you good at art?
Do stick figures count, or should I cut and paste from the net?
Oh heavens, I was looking for original slick graphics, we will be reduced to finger painting next. I think I will stick to tried and trusted methods of bribery. Do you know my system has just informed me that it going to shut sown while it runs a virus check?
(Bye for now)
You are not in control of your own system?
God, I'd hate to see what happens when he has a few...
Are you suggesting he could sabotage the system after a few

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Where did you find that little emoticon fella?
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Wouldn't you like to know?