Have you looked right in front of you on A2K?
Thank you for your directions, where do you suggest I start?
Do you want us to lead you to it?
Do you mean you know where stimulating challenges can be found, at a discount and with a money-back guarantee?
Oh dear, I'm missing out, can I have one too please?
And can I have a ribbon around mine, please?
Due to popular demand I have indeed tied a ribbon around it, and to expedite matters due to the insatiable demand, may I request an orderly line so you may all receive one?
Of cause, that would be my pleasure, do you want it standing up, or would you like to make yourself comfortable, it could get a little messy?
Comfortable please, How is it going to be messy?
Have you ever tried to cut a triple tier chocolate fudge cake and not make a mess?
I don't eat chocolate, is is really that messy?
Do you seriously expect me to believe you have never had warm chocolate dribbled over you, which has to be cleaned off before it sets?
Not chocolate, but you didn't ask about caramel sauce did you?
I am sorry, but can you be a little more specific. Dromedary and Bactrian are two types of camels, the Dromedary is a single humped camel. A Bactrian has two humps. Is that what you are talking about?
Yes that's it exactly. Which do you prefer one hump or two?
Isn't that considered a personal question?
I didn't realize that camel preference was so personal, did I offend you?
That's a difficult one, one hump means you have gotta hold on, whereas with two humps you have something to lean back against and that keeps you in the saddle. Why is the camel known as "the ship of the desert"?