You are spot on there, but you haven't answered my question yet, do you have a tattoo?
Does a stick on one count?
I guess you can't, can you?
No, what are you suggesting now we do?
Tell me, do you have tattoos other than stick ons?
No I haven't, does that surprise you?
Not really. Not everyone likes body art. How about piercings?
Neither, I suppose you have earrings?
Yes several. What do you think of pierced tongues?
Can I say that's is an titillating asset?
More like a tooth breaking asset wouldn't you say?
Would take a chance on that, teeth can be replaced, can't they?
Will you pierce your tongue if I promise to buy you false teeth?
How can I hold you to that promise?
I suppose you'll have to trust me won't you?
Isn't that a bit tongue in cheek?
Hearing that shall I bite my tongue?
Shall we go out for a bite?
