Do you think you could do the surgery yourself?
Am I too old to change careers?
Did you know that there is a 2 for 1 sale on glasses right now?
Did you know only geeks wear glasses?
Why are you talking about lenses?
What else should we talk about?
Who are you callin a geek?
You knew, of course, that I was exaggerating, and there are one or two non-geeks wearing glasses, right?
Did you know that I am a geek?
Did you know that not all geeks are nerds?
No, can you tell us the difference?
Don't you know that the difference between geeks and nerds is worldliness?
http://stevegilliard.blogspot.com/2004/10/geeks-nerds-and-women.html
Do you think I need a woman?
Did you know the Kiwi bird has no wings?
Did you know that Dumbo could fly?
What does Dumbo have to do with this?