Do you want the Fed's after you again by mentioning opium?
Heavens above, not at all, can we do a deal?
Hi Dutchy, you OK bud?
Are you shuffling the cards?
You don't think they call me Maverick for nothing do ya?
Had I known that you were a professional card sharp I had not been so ready to be drawn into the game, can you count me out please?
You know the rules Dutchy, now your sat down your in, would you like to increase the standard grand opener?
Ok my friend, I'll call your bluff, can you match two grand?
Your never gonna stick two grand on the hand I just dealt you, are you?
Yes I have, can you beat an Ace heart high royal flush?
You don't think I was gonna deal you a hand like that do ya, your palm crossing with flying colours ain't ya?
Having worked the tables in Las Vegas I knew by careful observation you had a "dead-man's hand", was I right or not?
My hand may be a little numb but it certainly is not dead. Are you playing Snap, I know how the rules, can I play?
(G'day Dutchy)
It sounds like, although I'm not very expert in these matters, that you have the early symptoms of RSE. (Repetitive Strain Injury).
It isn't painful is it?
Can you explain the symptoms so I may better understand the effects?
The feeling you get when you can't reach the unreachable, does that make sense?
Clear as a billabong, are you familiar with that phrase in your part of the world?
I'm not, could you clarify it for me?
We heard it in Crocodile Dundee, didn't we?
When you say, ?'we' are you referring to you and Stormy?
No he is not, Av-a-go-yer-mug, ever heard that expression?