Why! Because it is my fault. When Stormy said she,' would give me one', I was not expecting an eye test. It was a simple misunderstanding and over excitement on my part, caused by linguist interpretations between those who live abroad and those who live at home. Do I make myself perfectly clear?
Do I need to preface my posts with "please have dictionary in hand to clearly interpret meaning"?
Was it not what was in your hand, that caused this diplomatic incident in the first place?
I have to hand it to you, are you insinuating it was a dictionary in my pocket?
What size dictionary is she insinuating could be in your pocket, and which pocket in particular was she making reference to?
Are we talking here about a mini size pocket dictionary?
Do you realise I am lost for words?
What caused this traumatic disaster?
Can't you read the small print?
Is Try saying he can't read the small print and it really is an eye exam he needs?
Ok, let's do this thing. Where do I get changed?
What are you changing into?
What would you like me to change into?
How many people are changing?
Don't you change with the times?
Time to change the subject don't you think?
Life would get a bit stale without change don't you think?
Are you talking about under garments again?
Do you have stale undergarments?
